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TSA frisks man with ‘world’s largest penis’

By Kay Steiger
Monday, July 16, 2012 15:43 EDT
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Screenshot of Jonah Falcon describing his large penis.
 
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The TSA at San Francisco International Airport frisked New Yorker Jonah Falcon after noticing his “very noticeable” package as he went through security on July 9.

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon told the Huffington Post, which claims Falcon has the “world’s largest penis.” “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon to HuffPo. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

Perhaps most surprisingly, HuffPo reports, “The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.” Wolf’s official title is Executive Crime & Weird News Editor.

Falcon has reported repeatedly that his penis is 9 inches long while flaccid and 13.5 inches long while erect. His Twitter profile even describes him as, “Actor/writer, with the 13.5.” He appeared in a 1999 HBO documentary called “Private Dicks: Men Exposed.” Allegedly, pornography outlets contacted Falcon about appearing in films, but he hasn’t accepted.

San Francisco International Airport’s TSA did not respond to HuffPo’s request for comment.

Watch Falcon on TLC’s “Strange Sex,” broadcast in September 2011.

Kay Steiger
Kay Steiger
Kay Steiger is the managing editor of Raw Story. Her contributions have appeared in The American Prospect, The Atlantic, Campus Progress, The Guardian, In These Times, Jezebel, Religion Dispatches, RH Reality Check, and others. You can follow her on Twitter @kaysteiger.
 
 
 
 
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