Parody: Rahm Emanuel explains what he’d really like to do to Chick-Fil-A

By Muriel Kane
Friday, August 3, 2012 19:43 EDT
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Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel touched off a firestorm last week when he announced his support for a local alderman’s attempt to prevent a Chick-Fil-A franchise from opening in his upscale neighborhood.

“Chick-fil-A values are not Chicago values,” Emanuel said in a statement, referring to the company’s opposition to same-sex marriage. “They disrespect our fellow neighbors and residents.”

Now the Second City Network has released a parody video, titled “Rahm Welcomes You to Chicago,” that plays off the notoriously foul-mouthed mayor’s statement.

“Chicago has a rich history of diversity, tolerance, and inclusivity,” the Rahm impersonator beings. “So — if you motherfuckers try and get in the city I’m building in my own image, I will fuck you. I will fuck you like I fucked Larry Summers, teachers, and the 50 state strategy. That’s hard, lubeless, and with a taste and sophistication that says ‘Rahm.’”

After that, it gets really obscene.

This video was uploaded to YouTube by The Second City network on August 3, 2012.

Muriel Kane
Muriel Kane
Muriel Kane is an associate editor at Raw Story. She joined Raw Story as a researcher in 2005, with a particular focus on the Jack Abramoff affair and other Bush administration scandals. She worked extensively with former investigative news managing editor Larisa Alexandrovna, with whom she has co-written numerous articles in addition to her own work. Prior to her association with Raw Story, she spent many years as an independent researcher and writer with a particular focus on history, literature, and contemporary social and political attitudes. Follow her on Twitter at @Muriel_Kane
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