Florida Walmart groper blames victim’s irresistible ‘booty’
An 18-year-old Florida man says that he couldn’t stop himself from groping a woman in a North Lauderdale Walmart late last week because “her booty looked so good.”
A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun said that Aaron Morris was charged with battery after he admitted to grabbing a woman’s buttocks near the Walmart dressing rooms on Thursday evening.
According to the report, Morris “approached the victim and willfully and intentionally grabbed the victim’s right buttocks against her will.”
The victim later identified Morris at local RaceTrac gas station, where he explained his actions.
“Her booty looked so good,” he said. “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
Morris is being held at the Broward County Jail in lieu of $1,000 bond.
[Photo: Broward County Sheriff's Office]
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