New video from ‘Paul Ryan’ features him rapping ‘White people are back!’

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A rap satire published Thursday on Jest.com features a stand-in for Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) explaining that he doesn’t subscribe to the views of Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), but he still “loves me some baby making.”

That’s just one line out of whole pile of rapid-fire political barbs included in the song, hitting Ryan on every subject from Medicare to tax policy and even his love of author Ayn Rand, who he’s depicted grinding on in the video shortly after Jesus is converted to moral objectivism after reading “The Fountainhead.”

“You might remember me from the Paul Ryan budget, but in November, B, you’ll be tasting Paul Ryan’s nuggets,” he raps. “…When a liberal gets me pissed, I listen to Rage. Or, I used to. I don’t want to talk about it.”

This video was published on Thursday, August 23, 2012.