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We Solved Voter Fraud (Florida Edition)

By Jesse Taylor
Monday, September 10, 2012 12:04 EDT
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VOTER FRAUD!

IT’S SCARY!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT, CHILDREN! IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT!

The state of Florida began a massive voter purge several months ago, which involved a DOJ lawsuit and some yelling and some hurt feelings and let’s just not talk about it, okay? It is time for a reckoning of this purge, which I am sure netted literally bajillions of illegal voters. The state started with a list of 182,000 suspect voters, which is a ton, let’s be honest. That’s enough to sway almost any close election, and should be investigated. And 58% of them were Hispanic, so you know what was probably going on there.

…I mean, I hope you do, because I honestly have no clue why you’d single out a bunch of Hispanic voters and try to remove them from the ballot.

Well, that list was quickly culled down to 2,700 voters. And today, we  have a near-final accounting of the plague of illegal voters who have terrorized Florida elections. It is awful and terrible.

The state of Florida launched a huge crackdown on illegally registered voters. After months of search, Florida authorities have to date caught … one person. An Austrian-born Canadian citizen, Josef Sever, age 52.

We got a Canadian! But, I mean, they’re basically Americans with fry-gravy, so I’m not even sure that counts. This is the worst voter snipe hunt ever.  I’m sure there’s some conservative working on a principled, nuanced rationale for why we need to institute massive regulatory impediments to the exercise of a constitutional right to address a problem that barely exists.

I’m joking, of course. They’re working on reasons Barack Obama is the manifestation of black rage.

Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor
Jesse Taylor is an attorney and blogger from the great state of Ohio. He founded Pandagon in July, 2002, and has also served on the campaign and in the administration of former Ohio Governor Ted Strickland. He focuses on politics, race, law and pop culture, as well as the odd personal digression when the mood strikes.
 
 
 
 
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