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Don Cheadle asks, ‘You got tree envy, b*tch?’ in ‘Captain Planet’ short

By Arturo Garcia
Wednesday, November 28, 2012 15:33 EDT
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Don Cheadle as Captain Planet
 
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Actor Don Cheadle reprised his megalomaniac take on 1990s cartoon character Captain Planet in a rather darkly comic new short released by Funny or Die Wednesday, transforming friends and foes alike into foliage.

“How about it? Wanna be a tree?” he sneers at one would-be ally. “You got tree envy, bitch? Wanna feel your bones brittle like wood?”

The unlikely series of shorts began a year ago, with Cheadle’s Captain, once a tree-hugging do-gooder, turning on his youthful sidekicks, the Planeteers, in a video that has amassed nearly 5 million views. A second episode was released two weeks ago showing him tracing a green path of destruction worldwide.

In the third and penultimate installment, we learn that only Ma-Ti (Efren Ramírez) remains by Planet’s side.

“You’ve taken everything from me, el capitan,” Ma-Ti says, finally standing up for himself at one point. “The Planeteers, my freedom, mi familia, that monkey. But you’ll never — you’ll never take my heart!”

Watch the results of Ma-Ti’s defiance, posted Wednesday by Funny or Die, below.

[h/t Postbourgie]

Arturo Garcia
Arturo Garcia
Arturo R. García is the managing editor at Racialicious.com. He is based in San Diego, California and has written for both print and broadcast media, including contributions to GlobalComment.com, The Root and Comment Is Free. Follow him on Twitter at @ABoyNamedArt
 
 
 
 
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