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Colbert slams Eisenhower for failing to kill ‘Moon Hitler’

By Stephen C. Webster
Friday, November 30, 2012 8:30 EDT
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Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert details America's plot to blow up the moon. Photo: Screenshot via ColbertNation.com.
 
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Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert said Thursday that he’s finally pinpointed the moment America started heading downhill: when President Dwight Eisenhower (R) passed on a plan to drop a nuclear bomb on the moon.

A report out last Sunday detailed the preposterous-sounding, Cold War-era plan American military planners hatched to impress and frighten Russia. If it sounds like something out of a sketch comedy show — well, amazingly it actually is. However, the foolhardy idea didn’t go forward thanks to Eisenhower’s judgment and the advice of late astronomer Carl Sagan, who argued against it.

So, why exactly is Colbert so miffed? Because America apparently failed to kill “Moon Hitler.”

“We were going to nuke the moon and we didn’t!” he said. “This is earth-shattering news, when it should have been moon-shattering news. Folks, this moment is when America stepped back from greatness.”

“Sure, Ike beat the Nazis, but what about the Moon Nazis?” Colbert asked. “Oh, they don’t exist? That’s just what Moon Hitler wants you to believe. We chose lunar appeasement, and it has just emboldened the moon. I swear, last week that thing was half the size.”

This video was aired by Comedy Central on Thursday, November 29, 2012.

Stephen C. Webster
Stephen C. Webster
Stephen C. Webster is the senior editor of Raw Story, and is based out of Austin, Texas. He previously worked as the associate editor of The Lone Star Iconoclast in Crawford, Texas, where he covered state politics and the peace movement’s resurgence at the start of the Iraq war. Webster has also contributed to publications such as True/Slant, Austin Monthly, The Dallas Business Journal, The Dallas Morning News, Fort Worth Weekly, The News Connection and others. Follow him on Twitter at @StephenCWebster.
 
 
 
 
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