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Bill Maher has new rules for 2013

By Samantha Kimmey
Saturday, January 5, 2013 0:05 EDT
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Comedian Bill Maher  (AFP)
 
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Bill Maher, who referred to 2012 as “meh,” is looking forward to the new year.

In fact, Maher has a list of new rules for 2013, which have been published by the New York Times.

One reads, “Now that their end-of-the-world prophecy has proved to be complete baloney, the Mayans must be given a job predicting election results for Fox News.”

Another starts, “You can’t run for president if you don’t know how old the world is. Quizzed recently, Marco Rubio answered, ‘I’m not a scientist, man.’ As if you have to be Galileo to Google, ‘How old is the earth?’”

The remaining rules range from politics and the fiscal cliff to child pageants and dog shows.

[Image via AFP]

 
 
 
 
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