Bill Maher, who referred to 2012 as “meh,” is looking forward to the new year.
In fact, Maher has a list of new rules for 2013, which have been published by the New York Times.
One reads, “Now that their end-of-the-world prophecy has proved to be complete baloney, the Mayans must be given a job predicting election results for Fox News.”
Another starts, “You can’t run for president if you don’t know how old the world is. Quizzed recently, Marco Rubio answered, ‘I’m not a scientist, man.’ As if you have to be Galileo to Google, ‘How old is the earth?’”
The remaining rules range from politics and the fiscal cliff to child pageants and dog shows.
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