Satire: ‘Chick-fil-A Foundation’ trades homosexuality for chicken sandwiches

By David Edwards
Monday, January 7, 2013 15:40 EDT
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Robert, John and Harvey the Cow of The Chick-fil-A Foundation
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A satirical group calling itself the “Chick-fil-A Foundation” is showing how easy it is to get a free chicken sandwich by simply renouncing homosexuality.

In a video posted on Sunday, John, Robert and Harvey the Cow go to a New York-area Chick-fil-A restaurant with a coupon entitling them to “trade your homosexuality for a free original chicken sandwich.”

“We’re here at Chick-fil-A because we have a little bit of a problem,” John explains in the video. “Last night, Robert and I kind of let our feelings get the best of us.”

“We started kissing a little bit,” Robert adds.

“Yeah, and that’s wrong,” John insists. “Very, very wrong.”

After presenting this fake coupon to a very confused Chick-fil-A cashier, the pair are seen exiting the restaurant with their “free” sandwiches.

“Well, we did it!” Robert says. “We traded out homosexuality for a couple of free original chicken sandwiches.”

Possibly a caught up in the excitement of the moment, John and Robert once again find themselves in a gay embrace.

“Damn it!” John exclaims.

Watch this video from the Chick-fil-A Foundation, broadcast Jan. 7, 2012.

David Edwards
David Edwards
David Edwards has served as an editor at Raw Story since 2006. His work can also be found at Crooks & Liars, and he's also been published at The BRAD BLOG. He came to Raw Story after working as a network manager for the state of North Carolina and as as engineer developing enterprise resource planning software. Follow him on Twitter at @DavidEdwards.
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