SNL’s ‘Arianna’ on Clinton testimony: ‘The last thing Rand Paul grilled that long was a possum’

By Samantha Kimmey
Sunday, January 27, 2013 18:34 EDT
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On Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update with Seth Meyers yesterday, “Arianna Huffington” commented on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s testimony, women in combat, and more.

“I mean the last thing Rand Paul grilled that long was a possum,” she said of the line of questioning aimed at Clinton.

She went on to claim that traveling to places like Europe was good for Clinton, because in Europe “it doesn’t matter if you wear glasses or you forget to wash your hair, or you have Nutella stuck in your teeth, European men will think you’re sexy. You know how it smells, Seth, when you walk into a room where people just did sex? Yeah, that’s what it smells like when you get off the plane in Europe,” she said.

On how women will fare in combat, SNL’s Huffington pointed out, “Have you ever watched Investigation Discovery? Women are killing men left and right. There’s a show called Wives with Knives.”

“For women, fighting in combat is like having orgasms. We’ve been doing it forever. You fellas are just now finding out about it,” she concluded.

Watch the video, via NBC, below.

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