After coming back from a two-week vacation, The Daily Show host Jon Stewart on Monday night lampooned President Barack Obama’s trip to Israel.
While visiting the Israel Museum in Jerusalem with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Obama remarked he had some “good matzah” — a statement that Stewart found incredulous.
“I’m going to stop you right there Mr. President,” he remarked. “Good matzah? That’s what’s known in the business as a goy-tell, cus unless that matzah was slathered in fluffernutter or jammed inside a chipwich, it tastes like the box it came in.”
Stewart also observed that Obama won praise for advocating a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
“Why did no one think of this sooner?” he remarked, before playing clips of former Presidents George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and George H.W. Bush calling for the exact same thing.
“We are powerless,” Stewart lamented.
Rather than advance any new solutions to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Obama convinced Israel to apologize to Turkey for an attack on a Turkish flotilla in 2010.
“Wait, what? Obama brokered a peace agreement between Israel and Turkey? Two countries no one knew was fighting? Gee, I can’t wait to see what he does with the Bosnia and Denmark situation.”
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