Quantcast

Judge denies ‘erection’ for customers but hopes for ‘happy ending’ in stripper case

By David Edwards
Monday, April 29, 2013 14:52 EDT
google plus icon
Stripper dancing for man with money at exotic club (Shutterstock.com)
 
  • Print Friendly and PDF
  • Email this page

A federal judge with a sense of humor on Monday ruled that exotic dancers in San Antonio would have to wear bikini tops, but acknowledged that customers were seeking “an erection” of a constitutional wall with First Amendment protections and hoped that the parties could resolve their differences for a “happy ending.”

The San Antonio Express-News on Monday reported that Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery had denied a preliminary injunction sought by strip clubs in the case of the “itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini top vs. the (more) itsy bitsy teeny weeny pastie.”

The clubs filed a lawsuit earlier this year in opposition to a recently-amended city ordinance that forces dancers to wear larger coverings on their breasts or be treated as sexually oriented businesses (SOBs), which would face greater regulation. SOBs can’t operate near schools, churches or parks; employees would have to undergo background checks and the clubs would have to apply for new licenses.

“The court infers plaintiffs fear enforcement of the ordinance would strip them of their profits, affecting their bottom line,” Biery said in his ruling. “Conversely, the city asserts these businesses contribute to reduced property values, violent crime, increased drug sales, prostitution and other sex crimes and therefore need to be girdled more tightly.”

“Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of city government.”

The judge said that he cold find no link between small nipple coverings — or pasties — and increased crime, but case law did not require a connection between “nudity and naughtiness” in order to regulate entertainers.

“Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending,” Biery concluded.

(h/t: Shutterstock.com)

David Edwards
David Edwards
David Edwards has served as an editor at Raw Story since 2006. His work can also be found at Crooks & Liars, and he's also been published at The BRAD BLOG. He came to Raw Story after working as a network manager for the state of North Carolina and as as engineer developing enterprise resource planning software. Follow him on Twitter at @DavidEdwards.
 
 
 
 
By commenting, you agree to our terms of service
and to abide by our commenting policy.
 
Google+