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‘Anonymous source’ tells media he’s tired of being Speaker of the House

By David Ferguson
Friday, October 18, 2013 15:57 EDT
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In Onion-TV’s “Week in Review” for October 18, an “anonymous source who works on Capitol Hill” told reporters that the shutdown debacle and subsequent blowback has been so intense that he isn’t sure he wants to be Speaker of the House anymore.

“The 63-year-old government employee, who spoke to the press on condition of anonymity,” said the video’s voice-over, “revealed Friday he is sick of dealing with the extreme members of his party” and “would rather never see the faces of Michele Bachmann or Steve King ever f*cking again.”

What a puzzle. That’s the trouble with anonymous sources. It could be anyone!

Watch the video update, embedded below via Onion-TV:

David Ferguson
David Ferguson
David Ferguson is an editor at Raw Story. He was previously writer and radio producer in Athens, Georgia, hosting two shows for Georgia Public Broadcasting and blogging at Firedoglake.com and elsewhere. He is currently working on a book.
 
 
 
 
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