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Fun-loving UT students planning hilarious “Tag! You’re a beaner!” campus hijinks game

By TBogg
Monday, November 18, 2013 15:49 EDT
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Thanksgiving is right around the corner which means that thousands of college students will be going home for the holidays where they will horrify their parents with how much weight they have gained after living on a dormroom diet of beer, Taco Bell, beer, stuffed-crust pizza, beer and beer. In effort to get the least amount of exercise possible, short of reaching for the remote, as well as using this precious time as a “teaching moment”, a University of Texas at Austin conservative group has scheduled a fun time for all … providing you’re a whiter shade of pale:

YCT will be having a “Catch an Illegal Immigrant” event this upcoming Wednesday. The details of the game goes as follows:

There will be several people walking around the UT campus with the label “illegal immigrant” on their clothing. Any UT student who catches one of these “illegal immigrants” and brings them back to our table will receive a $25 gift card.

The gift cards are for beer and roofies, also known as: “Conservative Sex Appeal”.

What makes this NOT RACIST AT ALL, NO WAY BUSTER , AND YOU’RE THE RACIST FOR EVEN THINKING THAT IT IS, YEAH YOU is that  “los illegals” will be played by students wearing t-shirts with signs that say “illegal immigrant” (which is exactly how ICE catches them) instead of wearing sombreros, serapes, and lucha libre masks while pushing lawnmowers, because that would be way too easy, even for YCT kids .

The kids at the YCT add:

The purpose of this event is to spark a campus-wide discussion about the issue of illegal immigration, and how it affects our everyday lives.

Needless to say, this will be the most effective public awareness project intended to spark a serious discussion among adults since Code Pink did anything

 
 
 
 
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