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Cory Booker challenges Rand Paul to traditional Festivus ‘feats of strength’ on Senate floor

By Scott Kaufman
Monday, December 23, 2013 14:31 EDT
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Republican Senator and potential 2016 presidential candidate Rand Paul decided to celebrate “Festivus” today by participating in the traditional “airing of grievances.”

The holiday originated in an episode of Seinfeld called “The Strike,” in which George Costanza’s father, Frank, describes how he became disillusioned with with the holiday season.

“Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son,” he tells Kramer. “I reach for the last one they had — but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!” So he invented another tradition, “a Festivus for the rest of us!”

One of the traditional elements of the Festivus celebration is “the airing of grievances,” which Frank demonstrates by yelling, “I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!”

Last night, Rand Paul announced he would be participating in this Festivus tradition:

The majority of his grievances were boilerplate conservative complaints, such as:

But then it got personal:

At which point, Cory Booker decided it was time to move on to the next traditional Festivus activity:

Paul promised he would return with more grievances later today.

Watch the origin of the traditional Festivus celebrations below.

Scott Kaufman
Scott Kaufman
Scott Eric Kaufman is the proprietor of the AV Club's Internet Film School and, in addition to Raw Story, also writes for Lawyers, Guns & Money. He earned a Ph.D. in English Literature from the University of California, Irvine in 2008.
 
 
 
 
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