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Muslim U.S. President to team up with gays to make us go extinct just like the gay dinosaurs

By TBogg
Tuesday, January 14, 2014 14:35 EDT
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The  Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins, who is not the Tony Perkins who was in that whimsical movie about living with his mom although the similarities are striking, was recently on one of those radio shows that small government conservatives listen to while waiting for the US postman to deliver their government disability checks.  Talk, as it is wont to do, turned to Jesus and God and the lack thereof in this country under the Muslim president which can only mean that The Gays are taking over and leading us down the road to gaystinction.

Oh, you did not know about this? Well it must be true because it was on the radio and now it is on the internet which is 99.9 % The Gospel Truth:

Caller: At the beginning of your show, I suppose it was a rhetorical question about what’s driving this administration. Well, simple explanation. If it’s not of God, it’s of the Devil; and you can certainly tell that the Obama administration is not of God. How can they expect any kind of peace with crazy stuff going on with any kind of certainty of working things out when you have a Muslim leader of a country over here per se trying to work things out between the Jewish people and Muslims and stuff, you know how can they expect it not to go the way they want it to?

One of my things about the gay and lesbian stuff. I have a non-biblical way to try to get the attention would be to ask those people that practice that lifestyle if it were not for physical relationship, intimacy between a man and a woman, how could they exist?

Perkins: Basic biology. You’re absolutely right. That’s why if you think about it, its logical conclusion would be if it were normal it would be extinct, the human race would be extinct within time if it were normal. So you’re right. Biology says the only we exist as human beings is that a man and a woman come together and we procreate. That’s the reason that government has long recognize marriage is because it is the place in which children are born.

Howsa ’bout we go back to my place and save the world” would  be a really good pick-up line for babes in a bar because nobody wants the world to end. At least until they wake up in the morning with a hangover at which point it seems like the most desirable option.

Of course all of this is contingent upon, let’s say, about 80% of the worlds male populace deciding to go the Gay Way as well as a gentleman’s agreement to not share their man goo with the 80% of the women who would become lesbians because biology loves equilibrium. And also hot girl-on-girl action.

Needless to say, the thought of world-wide extinction by Gay is creating a lot of performance anxiety for Jim Bob Duggar who already has 18 …whoops,  19 mouths to ….hold up there, okay, now 20 mouths to feed.

Note: (If you are reading this on 1/15/2014, please update to “…21 mouths to feed”. Thank you. – The management)

 

 
 
 
 
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