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Huckabee: Dems keep ladies in their voter harem by feeding their whore pill addiction

By TBogg
Thursday, January 23, 2014 15:06 EDT
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Good news ladies!

God-bothering huckster  (who is not Rick Santorum)  and perennial presidential nominee runner-up (who is still not Rick Santorum) Mike Huckabee has your back, or maybe in this case your front, in the Democrat’s War on Women. Yes, it is the Democrats War on Women, not like you have heard. It seems that the Democrats are cynically getting you hooked on birth control (whore pills, harlot heroin, slut Pez) in order to get your vote and probably also into your pants where they will do things … bad things … sex-type  things. Taking a lesson from  the same business model that drug dealers use, the Democrats will make Obamacare give you your first taste of sweet sexual freedom so that you can ride the man-hog with impunity and after that you will come back for more sex drugs …which will also be free.  Actually this isn’t a very good business model which is probably why America is infinty bajillion dollars in debt but, as the Congressional Budget Office always says: YOLO!

Here, let Mike Huckabee sexsplain how the Democrats are enslaving you in their Bunny Ranch Open All Night Sex Harem:

“I think it’s time Republicans no longer accept listening to the Democrats talk about a ‘war on women,’” Huckabee said during a speech at the Republican National Committee’s winter meeting in Washington. “The fact is the Republicans don’t have a war on women, they have a war for women, to empower them to be something other than victims of their gender.”

By “gender” Mike Huckabee means “vagina” but he can’t say that word because it isn’t in the Bible and therefore, to say it out loud , would cause Jesus to turn his tongue into a snake of fire or some kind of messed-up shit like that because Jesus is twisted that way. Therefore: gender = your needy voracious vagina.

Please continue Governor:

Huckabee said Democrats tell women “they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing them for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of government.”

So there you have it. Democrats know that the ladies would like to be sexing and succubusing the shit out of men 24/7 because of their out of control “libido” but  the gals also don’t want to be pooping out a baby every nine months. So Democrats will give women free birth control in exchange for their votes in much the same way that they give the blacks free Obamaphones. If you are a black lady, check your mailbox, you may have won twice!

We are not sure why Republicans are against women having sex that is not for the making of babies (actually, we do) other than the fact that the Democrats seem to have thought of it first and called dibs of the care and feeding of lady vaginas,  but we think it is because the GOP still has trouble with the V-word, and it is too late for them because the Democrats own the ladies vote and now America will probably end with both a bang and a whimper.

Of sweet release…

 

 

 
 
 
 
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