Florida woman named ‘Crystal Metheney’ arrested for firing ‘missile’ at car

By David Edwards
Wednesday, June 11, 2014 11:40 EDT
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A Florida woman with the name “Crystal Metheney” was recently arrested after police accused her of firing a so-called “missile” at a car.

An arrest report flagged by the Guyism blog on Tuesday, said that 37-year-old Crystal Metheney was arrested by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office in May on weapons charges of shooting a “missile” into “an occupied vehicle.”

The report did not say if Metheney had fired a bottle rocket firework or some type of larger, more dangerous “missile.”

Metheney was released after posting $5,000 bail. She also has a previous arrest for marijuana possession, but no charges related to crystal meth.

The Broward-Palm Beach New Times snarked that Metheney had joined the ranks of other badly-named Florida residents. Earlier this year, Edward Cocaine was arrested for the possession of Xanax pills. And a woman named Brittany Boozel has crossed paths with Florida law enforcement at least six times.

David Edwards
David Edwards
David Edwards has served as an editor at Raw Story since 2006. His work can also be found at Crooks & Liars, and he's also been published at The BRAD BLOG. He came to Raw Story after working as a network manager for the state of North Carolina and as as engineer developing enterprise resource planning software. Follow him on Twitter at @DavidEdwards.
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