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McCain’s tattooed, thong-clad Second Life *ss

By pams
Tuesday, June 3, 2008 10:28 EDT
 

When I clicked over to Jesus’ General the other morning, I should not have been eating breakfast. Guest poster “John McCain” shared his trip to show how he knows how to “connect” with young voters in the virtual world known as Second Life. See his pasty virtual tattooed posterior below the fold.

I should also thank you for suggesting that I reach out to young voters by going onto the electronic Second Life play acting computing machine. I’ll admit it was hard at first, but then I ran into Richard Nixon at your inner Frenchman’s place, the Cafe Wellstone.

My next stop was Second Life Republican Headquarters. I met a nice Republican woman there. I believe she was a movement conservative because she had the word “slave” tattooed above her woman things.

The Augustlet Chronicles: I’ve got conversational foibles, too Edition

By auguste

Augustienne (to me): …so, tomorrow let’s go pick up the car from my dad’s house after we take the dog to get her nails clipped and go grocery shopping, so I can take the car to go get that thing for Augustlet’s school and you two can just go straight home… Augustlet (in perfect chorus with Augustienne): …or whatever. Me: Hahahahaha. Augustienne: That’s going to be an Augustlet Chronicle, isn’t it?

 

Learning From Experience

By Jesse Taylor

John McCain: “We hear talk of a meeting with the Iranian leadership offered up as if it were some sudden inspiration, a bold new idea that somehow nobody has ever thought of before,” Mr. McCain said. “Yet it’s hard to see what such a summit with President Ahmadinejad would actually…

 

Churchy

By Jesse Taylor

K. Lo, the classiest woman with three names working at the National Review and writing on a regular basis for the Corner: I’ll give this to Obama: It’s all bogus, his quitting Trinity doesn’t exonerate him. But at least he didn’t quit his church over a bike trail like another…

 

A week at the LA Times

By Amanda Marcotte
Monday, June 2, 2008 23:05 EDT

In a pure coincidence that is nonetheless pretty damn funny, the same day I put up a satirical bleg asking for the NY Times or some similar magazine to profile me, I got a request from the LA Times to do their week-long Dust Up column. It’s one of those…

 

Ambiguities in red corvettes

By Amanda Marcotte

Image irrelevant to post, but too cute to ignore. Hat tip. I steamrolled through the latest issue of Bitch. Lots of good stuff in there, and highly recommended. As usual, I’m only driven to blog when I’ve got a complaint, but I want it to be clear that this is,…

 

Secrets

By Jesse Taylor

CNN says superdelegates are having a secret meeting on Capitol Hill. We can probably guess what’s going on given other news, but the “secret” isn’t being that well kept.…

 

So, is it over?

By pams

Clinton Summons Top Donors, Supporters For Tuesday Speech. Hillary Clinton has summoned top donors and backers to attend her speech tomorrow night in an unusual move that is being widely interpreted to mean she plans to suspend her campaign and endorse Barack Obama. Obama and Clinton spoke Sunday night and…

 

Simple Question

By Jesse Taylor

What the fuck is wrong with Larry Johnson?…

 

2008 Blogging for LGBT Families day

By pams

 
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