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This week in bitter clingers clinging bitterly…

By TBogg
Saturday, December 28, 2013 22:25 EDT
Santa Clause takes photos with children holding machine guns

You remember that time that there Obamer feller said:

“And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

Well we have this:

The gay lobby’s power is limited. The A&E television network late Friday afternoon, facing a backlash and threatened boycott, reversed its decision to suspendDuck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson. The Robertson family offered no immediate comment.


Last week the Robertson family acknowledged that some of its patriarch’s comments were coarse, but “his beliefs are grounded” in the Bible and he “is a Godly man.”


Robertson had paraphrased 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, where Paul asks, “[D]o you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”

Robertson had also given a natural law criticism of gay anal sex. Some homosexuals also expressed offense that Robertson referred to them as “sinners”—and some may have been unaware that Christians understand that all of us sin.

And then there is this:

Conservatives and gun activists are in high dudgeon over a sign outside country singer Toby Keith’s new Virginia bar and grill that says “No Guns Permitted.”

According to Washington, DC’s WTOP, the sign has provoked an explosion of outrage online. Many gun rights advocates took to Twitter and other social media to denounce Keith as a “gun hating liberal,” a “fake,” and a “Republican In Name Only” or “RINO.”

“So if ‘no guns are allowed’ I guess that means that police officers that are ‘on duty’ aren’t allowed in for lunch or dinner??” asked Facebook user Connie Hollar Wright on the restaurant’s Facebook page. “Who are you guys callin [sic] when you need help???? Good luck with that!”

“Toby is a gun hating liberal. What a fake,” wrote another.

“Won’t go into a Killing zone,” said another commenter with a “Duck Dynasty” avatar, “which is what gun free zones are.”

And also this too:

Utah officials say it will cost some $2 million to hire outside counsel to fight a federal judge’s ruling striking down the state’s voter-approved constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.

Attorney General Sean Reyes, who was named Monday to replace his embattled predecessor John Swallow, met with the state House GOP leadership on Friday to lay out his case for bringing in outside legal help.

Reyes said he wants the additional attorneys to seek a stay from the U.S. Supreme Court of U.S. District Judge Robert Shelby’s Dec. 20 ruling and to bolster the state’s appeal to the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

“We need the best we can get,” House Speaker Becky Lockhart, R-Provo, told KSL-TV. “He (Reyes) is coming into this, frankly, in the middle.”

Reyes is set to be sworn into office on Monday.

After hearing the projected cost, Lockhart said the House Republican majority leadership “felt comfortable telling him, ‘Move forward with what you think is in the best interest of the state.’”

The poor we will always have with us, but the God-drunk Bible-bangin’ gun-totin’ homo-haters are the ones who get all the headlines…

Only 21 freakout days ’til Michelle Obama’s Hip Hop Watusi Birthday Party

By TBogg
Friday, December 27, 2013 0:46 EDT

As the year comes to a close and we box up 2013′s Obama scandals (Benghazi, IRS, funeral selfies*) we begin to anticipate things over which conservative shit will be lost and, hello! here we go: Michelle Obama’s big 5-0 birthday party is just around the corner. What fun that will be:  To celebrate the first lady’s birthday on Jan. 17 the White House will be holding a party the following day called, “Snacks & Sips…


Happy Xmas (War on Christmas over). We lost.

By TBogg
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 23:11 EDT

Despite our best efforts, it looks like Christmas is on and is happening and you cannot stop it.  You win Fox News. You’re too darn smart for us. Meanwhile… Merry Whateverfloatsyourboatmas from New York City where I am spending the holidays with the L&T Casey (for you newbies, that is my…


New Free Market Jesus Bible promises less Christian charity, more ass-kicking capitalism

By TBogg
Monday, December 23, 2013 19:58 EDT

Obviously serial duck killer Phil Robertson’s rear-guard fight FOR Jesus and AGAINST buttsecks is not going as well as he probably had planned because, it turns out that  you may be able to camouflage your malevolent intentions from a flock of stupid birds, but deep-seathed bigotry shines a light all…


Bristol Palin explains how you should feel about freedom of speech about having not-vagina sex

By TBogg
Saturday, December 21, 2013 15:00 EDT

While we were absolutely not at all very interested in what Mark Steyn (noted reviewer of No, No, Nannette) had to say about modes of masculinity when comparing a rugged backwater hillbilly duck destroyer with a fey cocoa-latte-sipping metrosexual homosexual mansexual-childsexual, we found ourselves oddly, deeply, passionately drawn to the…


Friday music thing

By TBogg
Friday, December 20, 2013 19:42 EDT

For you pagans and, grudgingly, also for you Christians too:…


Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s Fire & Brimstone Jesus Jamboree Channel Changing Pep Talk

By TBogg
Thursday, December 19, 2013 14:58 EDT

Most Holy Reverend  Bishop Parson Erick An Infinite Number Of Ericks Erickson, who was personally put on Earth by Jesus to call retiring Supreme Court Justice David Souter a “goat fucking child molester“, last night realized that his work (and His work) on Earth is not done and so he…


Suffer the children to come unto me and I will hand them a broom and a dustpan

By TBogg

Tired of picking and losing  fights with the wimmens and the gheys, conservatives have decided that their best chance to notch one in the win column is to throw down with hungry children because, really, if you can’t successfully slap around a malnourished kid with the rickets, you might as…


Peggy Noonan is super totes concerned that we’re gonna accidentally kill Paris because of Peggy Noonan

By TBogg
Wednesday, December 18, 2013 15:33 EDT

National vodka repository Peggy Noonan has just noticed that everyone who is anyone is doing “thoughtful year-end pieces on President Obama” these days so she mixed herself up a pitcher of  breakfast martinis, thanked Reagan’s loafers for a wonderful time last night, left them cab fare and bid them ‘parting…


Won’t you please help Liz Cheney save America from evil liberal John McCain?

By TBogg
Tuesday, December 17, 2013 20:31 EDT

In our continuing series on the Dick Dynasty that is la famiglia Cheney we are getting fan-mail from the floundering campaign of Elizabeth “Liz, Not Lez” Cheney whom you may know as Daddy’s Little Deferment or, if you’ve seen her on the teevee machine: Princess Snarlyface. In order to defeat…