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Trayvon Martin died for your knockout game sins

By TBogg
Thursday, January 16, 2014 14:17 EDT
 
Miami Heat players wear hoodies to support the family of Trayvon Martin, who was killed in Florida last month by a neighborhood watchman, allegedly because he was wearing a hoodie and looking suspicious. Photo: LeBron James, Twitter.

WND’s Jack Cashill, who has made what passes for a career by claiming that Barack Obama’s Dreams of My Father was actually written by Bill Ayers because everyone knows that black people don’t write books (no duh), is back to explain that Trayvon Martin was actually playing the knockout game that night he flaunted his blackness in order to entice George Zimmerman into stalking and murdering him.  As I am sure you are aware the “Knockout Game” is a game created by Matt Drudge and Fox News to make Drudge readers and Fox News viewers freak out more than they normally do when they see a black person coming towards them on the street.  This is why white people murmur a quick ” ‘Sup? ” and then look away hoping that they won’t be gang murdered for their mobility scooter which will then be “pimped out” and used for midnight Fast & Furious Hip Hop Hoverround drag races.  Also, something something about Obama phones and midnight basketball.

Here,  let Cashill explain how Trayvon Martin wanted to be The Godfather of Knockout Games but chose poorly when he street flirted with a woman-beating gun-toting rage-monster like George Zimmerman:

The hunters tend to prey on those who seem vulnerable. This includes old people, women, children and, most often, clueless male liberals – like the Pittsburgh teacher seen in this video – who have trained themselves not to “profile” young black men even when they approach with malice in their eyes.

White urbanites remain clueless because the mainstream media have chosen not to clue them in. Even when local TV stations cover the incidents, as in the Pittsburgh assault above, they are careful to avoid even hinting at a racial motive.

The media’s collective failure to acknowledge the racial nature of the Knockout Game enabled them to turn would-be knockout king Trayvon Martin into a martyr and his victim, George Zimmerman, into a racist vigilante.

If he had not had an audience, Trayvon Martin would likely have made it back safely to the townhouse where he was staying in Sanford, Fla., that rainy night in February 2012.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/trayvon-was-playing-the-knockout-game/#qHqHX2TKZkqlsIYg.99

The hunters tend to prey on those who seem vulnerable. This includes old people, women, children and, most often, clueless male liberals – like the Pittsburgh teacher seen in this video – who have trained themselves not to “profile” young black men even when they approach with malice in their eyes.

White urbanites remain clueless because the mainstream media have chosen not to clue them in. Even when local TV stations cover the incidents, as in the Pittsburgh assault above, they are careful to avoid even hinting at a racial motive.

The media’s collective failure to acknowledge the racial nature of the Knockout Game enabled them to turn would-be knockout king Trayvon Martin into a martyr and his victim, George Zimmerman, into a racist vigilante.

If he had not had an audience, Trayvon Martin would likely have made it back safely to the townhouse where he was staying in Sanford, Fla., that rainy night in February 2012.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/trayvon-was-playing-the-knockout-game/#qHqHX2TKZkqlsIYg.99

The hunters tend to prey on those who seem vulnerable. This includes old people, women, children and, most often, clueless male liberals – like the Pittsburgh teacher seen in this video – who have trained themselves not to “profile” young black men even when they approach with malice in their eyes.

White urbanites remain clueless because the mainstream media have chosen not to clue them in. Even when local TV stations cover the incidents, as in the Pittsburgh assault above, they are careful to avoid even hinting at a racial motive.

The media’s collective failure to acknowledge the racial nature of the Knockout Game enabled them to turn would-be knockout king Trayvon Martin into a martyr and his victim, George Zimmerman, into a racist vigilante.

If he had not had an audience, Trayvon Martin would likely have made it back safely to the townhouse where he was staying in Sanford, Fla., that rainy night in February 2012.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/trayvon-was-playing-the-knockout-game/#qHqHX2TKZkqlsIYg.99

The hunters tend to prey on those who seem vulnerable. This includes old people, women, children and, most often, clueless male liberals – like the Pittsburgh teacher seen in this video – who have trained themselves not to “profile” young black men even when they approach with malice in their eyes. White urbanites remain clueless because the mainstream media have chosen not to clue them in. Even when local TV stations cover the incidents, as in the Pittsburgh assault above, they are careful to avoid even hinting at a racial motive.
The media’s collective failure to acknowledge the racial nature of the Knockout Game enabled them to turn would-be knockout king Trayvon Martin into a martyr and his victim, George Zimmerman, into a racist vigilante.
If he had not had an audience, Trayvon Martin would likely have made it back safely to the townhouse where he was staying in Sanford, Fla., that rainy night in February 2012.

Audience? There were witnesses?  Only the “the sassy, defiant, plus-sized Rachel Jeantel”  who was having a cellphone conversation with Martin at the time:

Martin’s audience consisted of one person, the sassy, defiant, plus-sized Rachel Jeantel who talked to Martin by phone throughout the encounter.

There is no reason to believe anything Jeantel said about the confrontation between Martin and Zimmerman save for her spectacularly un-coached recollection of how Martin first described Zimmerman, namely as a “creepy ass cracker.”

In sum, Martin saw Zimmerman not as the hulking vigilante the media did but as a vulnerable, possibly gay white man nearly half-a-foot smaller than he.

So really, Trayvon Martin was actually a racist gay-trolling aspiring knockout game king whose best-laid plan  gang aft-a-agley’d (with emphasis on ‘gang’ ) and now he is dead and George Zimmerman should be a hero to white people and gays everywhere as long as they are not women who date him  because that never ends well  although it generally ends better than it did with Trayvon Martin.

Then again,  the day is young and news out of Florida is slow…

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