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New Free Market Jesus Bible promises less Christian charity, more ass-kicking capitalism

Obviously serial duck killer Phil Robertson’s rear-guard fight FOR Jesus and AGAINST buttsecks is not going as well as he probably had planned because, it turns out that  you may be able to camouflage your malevolent intentions from a flock of stupid birds, but deep-seathed bigotry shines a light all…