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Kerry Eleveld on the ‘Coakley effect’ and David Mixner on Obama’s damaging silence

You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman, but I also think that same-sex partners should be able to visit each other in hospitals, they should be able to transfer property, they should be able to get the same federal rights and benefits that are…

I Thought We Elected Samuel L. Jackson President!

Maureen Dowd writes a lot of short sentences. She wants to show strength. And so she is using few words, but powerfully so. Mainly, she is just angry that the President wasn’t angry with anger because of a botched terrorist attack. This is because Presidents should not think, they should…

Barack’s Breasts Are Too Close To Joe Biden

So, one day, the President of These United States was talking to the Vice President of same. A photographer of said President’s court took a photograph of them talking, and it was posted to the Presidential Internet. Here is the picture. This picture communicates many things to me. It communicates…

I Would Take These People More Seriously If They Could Read

The new New World Order is afoot! Barack Obama signed an Executive Order amending one of Ronald Reagan’s executive orders, which rescinded the exclusion INTERPOL would otherwise have from American tax laws. Short version: INTERPOL employees are no longer liable for American taxes. That’s about it. Of course, if there’s…

New phrase in the lexicon: “going birther”

When someone “goes birther”, that means they have given up their last thread attaching themselves to reality, and flinging themselves into full-on wingnut mode. You can usually tell when someone has gone birther because they literally start spouting nonsense about how Obama’s birth certificate isn’t real, though many think they’re…

BREAKING: Rich, Famous, Image-Obsessed Man Cheats

Shocking story here. Barack Obama is also on the cover of January’s Golf Digest with Tiger Woods, which is certainly indicative of Obama’s need to address the crisis of infidelity in the black community. I look forward to this national dialogue.…

Jailbird Larry ‘homo-sex and blow w/Obama’ Sinclair runs for Congress

From the President’s somber speech on Afghanistan to…this. Only in America. Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed that he “took drugs [and] had homo sex with Obama” is now running for Congress in Florida’s 24th district. His slogan: “I have served my time, now it’s time I serve my Country.”…

Colorado car dealer’s sign tries to tie Obama with terrorism and Ft. Hood tragedy

The 2008 campaign was great for armchair psychologists as we saw a good slice of color-aroused America that had been hiding its true feelings about the prospect of the country being led by a man of color. Is it me, or have the out-and-proud racist bigot stories have continued in…

Hey Ladies!

Bonnie Erbe is convinced that Barack Obama hates women. This is mainly because despite all the women he’s hired, he’s actually Jesse Helms: President Obama could invite Chamique Holdsclaw to the private White House basketball court and Billie Jean King to play tennis with him. I still wouldn’t believe he’s…

The Point, You Have Missed It

The Washington Post writes a story today about the terrible incivility of today’s viral world (read: bloggers). And the opening anecdote shows the fundamental problem with the way they’re looking at this: Late last month, Charisse Carney-Nunes fired up the computer at her home in Northeast Washington to check her…

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