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John McCain Is White

Because Barack Obama is black, it is his solemn duty to weigh in on everything other black people do, especially as it relates to music. You see, Negroes have been making music with naughty lyrics for a while, and since Negroes support Barack Obama, Barack Obama therefore supports everything Negroes…

Messing With Brotherzoid

The Texas GOP has launched one of the dickiest attack ads imaginable. A British newspaper tracked down one of Barack Obama’s half brothers, who it contended was living in awful, destitute squalor. CNN interviewed the half-brother who in turn flatly refused his half-sibling’s help: But reports surfaced in the past…

This is not my South

As a North Carolina native, I have to patiently endure regional bigotry from those outside the region who think the South is full of ignorant, toothless, uneducated hillbillies who drive down the highway tossing beer cans out of the window and burn crosses on the weekends for entertainment. Of course…

Stupid Is As Stupid Posts At The Corner

I’ll bet you weren’t aware that until Barack Obama’s quest for the presidency is over, Hillary Clinton actually owns the time 3:00 AM lock, stock and barrel. Anything that happens at 3:00 AM, from Taco Bell closing to your middle-of-the-night drink of water to someone’s car alarm going off? All…

Ad Comparison

Barack Obama: John McCain is out of touch because he has more houses than a sultan, rides around in golf carts and thinks that $500,000 a year is apparently enough to classify as working poor. John McCain: Inky file footage says that Barack Obama will RAZE UR TAXES. This is…

Bamboozled! Led Astray!

FactCheck goes and looks at Barack Obama’s birth certificate – the real, live thing that they can hold in their hands. Because they are not fucking nuts, they conclude that the document is, in fact, a real birth certificate which certifies Obama’s birth in the United States on August 4,…

The Wallace & Grommit Life

How fucking complicated does every theory about Barack Obama have to be? The newest one is that he’s hiding documents in a library about all the time he and Bill Ayers spent plotting to blow up churches and daycares by combining the powers of the Annenberg Foundation, Richard Daley and…

A New Kind Of Bigotry

If there’s such a thing as garishly hilarious hatred, I think Gateway Pundit’s mastered it. Did you know Barack Obama has a Muslim half-brother? Did you know one of his half-brothers (the one he’s met once in his adult life) is attempting to lift himself out of poverty…and is probably…

You’ve Got A Little Something

Jim Geraghty wonders when in the world John McCain ever challenged Barack Obama’s patriotism. John McCain’s got a little something on his homepage. Just a little something. Over to the right. A little bit more to the right. Oh, fuck it, never mind.…

Your Veepstakes Primer

Barack Obama may choose any of a number of people at some point before the dictates of his party require him to do so. You are now free to go grill something until you get The Text Message.…

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