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Stupidest article quite possibly ever

Why don’t modern Presidents have sons? Because boys—unlike those personality-less, boring, horrid female children—are too irrepressible to go on campaigns. Yep, that’s the theory, even though it’s worth pointing out that Reagan had sons, they were just grown. Boys are just so embarrassing! And then there’s Roosevelt. Teddy and Ethel…