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Drunk woman rubs butt, tries to urinate on $30 million painting

A drunk Denver woman decided last week that an abstract expressionist painting worth more than $30 million was missing a little something. Carmen Lucette Tisch was arrested on charges of criminal mischief after police said she punched Clyfford Still’s “1957-J no.2″ painting. She then dropped her pants and rubbed her…