Ever since Florida Governor Charlie Crist helped ace Florida for John McCain, the rumors have been swirling that the tanned, dapper very single Crist is on the short list for VP. Unfortunately for Crist, there were already more rampant rumors already out there about his allegedly selectively padlocked closet door.…
I sh*t you not. Take a surf over to Mike Signorile’s pad. GOP sleazebag consultant Roger Stone wants to shop around a tape of Crist kissing a woman — gasp — to prove the Florida governor is heterosexual. Oh my, people, this is desperation city. The GOP faithful must have…