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Stephen Colbert calls Fox’s Bolling to find out his gas price secret

For days, rising Fox News personality Eric Bolling has been touting a “secret plan” to lower gas prices by a dollar, a plan that he refuses to disclose to anyone but the Obama administration. He claims the plan is written down on a sheet of paper in a manilla envelope…

Colbert tries to stop the Romney countdown clock

Wednesday night on The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert discussed the results of the Super Tuesday elections in the fight for the GOP nomination. The answer, of course, is that there is no answer and that the primary battle will drag on into the spring. On Tuesday, Newt Gingrich carried…

Colbert: Limbaugh slips pills to women to have sex

Stephen Colbert decided to provide his own colorful opinion over Rush Limbaugh’s current problems Monday evening and advocated for a “dedicated Youtube channel for Medicare patients colonoscopies.” The Colbert Report host came to the defense of the much maligned radio host after replaying all of Limbaugh’s notable attacks on Georgetown…

Colbert: Teachers are ‘destroying America’

On Thursday night’s The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert presented a “very special episode” of his People Who are Destroying America series. The segment featured Florida teacher Dawn Quarles, who registered her students to vote and now faces voting fraud charges and fines as a result. Quarles claims she was…

Colbert: Target knows what you’re doing in bed

On Wednesday night’s The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert (wearing the traditional “Ash Wednesday” cross on his forehead) devoted his nightly “The Word” segment to retailers and their increasing reliance on the science of “predictive analytics.” A recent New York Times article discussed how Target and other retailers are gathering…

Family emergency behind Colbert’s sudden suspension: report

Comedy Central viewers accustomed to watching hosts Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert back-to-back were surprised last night to find that while The Daily Show was new, The Colbert Report was in re-runs — and after a day of speculation, small tidbits of information are beginning to leak out. Rumors were…

Colbert to spend super PAC’s million dollars on ‘cat breading’ meme

The Colbert super PAC has netted more than one million dollars, according to its Federal Election filing. On Thursday night’s episode of The Colbert Report, host Stephen Colbert confirmed that viewers “gave until it hurt,” although some, he said, apparently have a very low threshold for pain. Some 1,600 donors…

Colbert’s super PAC receives over $1 million in donations

Stephen Colbert wildly celebrated getting his super PAC back from Jon Stewart Monday evening by breaking an exciting bit of news: it has made over $1 million, mostly from small donations. Colbert explained to his audience how January 31st was the deadline for all super PAC’s to disclosure their financial…

Colbert: ‘Gingrich would totally win a wet t-shirt contest’

Stephen Colbert summed up his feelings Tuesday evening on the latest GOP debate in two words: “Who cares?” “It was a dud, total dud,” he said. “The candidates did not attack each other, thanks to Saturday Night Live host and part time news anchor Brian Williams.” Colbert was visibly upset…

Colbert: This is Gingrich’s ‘Titanic’ moment

Thursday night on The Colbert Report, Stephen recounted some of the turbulence currently roiling the GOP presidential field. In Iowa, state Republicans are reporting that Rick Santorum actually won the caucus there, robbing Mitt Romney of the chance to score a record three wins if he take South Carolina this…