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Colbert: Jon and I are ‘like Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia’

Upset over rumors saying he’s coordinating with his formeR super PAC, Stephen Colbert wanted to set the record straight Tuesday evening. Skeptics like Buzzfeed’s Ben Smith questioned how Jon Stewart’s super PAC was able to creat an ad endorsing Hermain Cain in South Carolina before Colbert even aired his segment…

Stewart blows Colbert’s super PAC money on pre-chewed omelette

Still excited over being in charge of Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC, Jon Stewart contemplated the best way to use the group’s money Monday evening. “I’m just out here like a cartoon hobo that won the lottery,” he said. “Do I use all of this money that individuals and/or corporations who…

Colbert: ‘The more money you have, the more you can speak’

Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert declared Sunday that he believes in Super PACs because “the more money you have, the more you can speak.” Last week, Colbert turned the Super PAC that he founded over to Comedy Central host Jon Stewart so as not to run afoul of campaign laws…

‘Colbert’s Big Gay Roundup’ takes on penguins and military bestiality

Stephen Colbert premiered his segment, “Colbert’s Big Gay Roundup” last night so that he could take on the issues of bestiality in the military (as prompted by a question at the White House press conference from World Net Daily‘s Les Kingsolving) as well as the tragic breakup of the famous…

Colbert: Trump should just run for the Whig Party

Emboldened by Donald Trump dropping out of the Newsmax GOP debate, Stephen Colbert made certain to plug his own debate again Tuesday evening. Hearing the billionaire withdrew from moderating because of his urge to still run as an independent candidate for president, Colbert gave his usual, animated opinion on Trump.…

Stephen Colbert celebrates Cain’s defender

Last night’s Colbert Report opened with host Stephen Colbert’s assessment of Hermain Cain’s “reassessment” of his campaign. Colbert believes that Cain is “on a roll” because he hasn’t had a new scandal in at least 36 hours. In spite of his belief in the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, though, it…

Colbert: Siri is ‘like Laura Ingraham, but less robotic’

Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert says that Siri, the electronic female voice on Apple’s newest iPhone, might just be the perfect Republican presidential candidate. As Raw Story revealed earlier this week, Siri can help locate strip clubs and escort services, but when asked to find a nearby abortion clinic it…

Colbert to Cain: ‘Don’t leave me’ with Romney!

Stephen Colbert continued his defense of Herman Cain Tuesday evening, begging the troubled GOP presidential candidate to stay in the race despite a new woman alleging a consensual affair with him for 13 years. “Now technically, I believe we are now up to ‘He said, she said, she said, she…

Colbert: ‘This orgy of Christmas shopping proves America is back’

Celebrating America setting a new record for Thanksgiving weekend shopping, Stephen Colbert declared Monday evening that the country had returned to its former glory. “Nation, this orgy of Christmas shopping proves America is back,” The Colbert Report host said. “We are once again spending money we don’t have or things…

Colbert: GOP trapped between a rock and a black face