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Andrew Breitbart loses control at ‘Occupy’ protesters

Controversial right-wing blogger Andrew Breitbart lashed out at “Occupy” protesters Friday evening outside the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). According to Campus Progress, Breitbart began yelling “Behave yourself!” repeatedly to protesters, then called them “freaks and animals.” He was ushered out of the area by hotel security a few moments…

WATCH LIVE: Conservative Political Action Conference

The Conservative Political Action Conference continues in Washington on Thursday. Watch this live video from CPAC, broadcast Feb. 11, 2012.…

Ex-cop: Marijuana policy ‘creates too many crime victims’

In the midst of the students and conservative stalwarts in business attire at CPAC, Howard Wooldridge stands out like a sore thumb — but not because of his cowboy hat and big belt buckle. It’s his T-shirt, which loudly proclaims “COPS SAY LEGALIZE POT ASK ME WHY.” And people do,…

Herman Cain: ‘Stupid people and ignorant people are ruining America’

Former presidential candidate Herman Cain triumphantly took the stage at CPAC this afternoon in front of a friendly crowd to explain something many attendees already believe: that their ideological opponents on the left aren’t “misguided” (as Sen. Rand Paul later offered) but downright stupid. “We must outsmart the liberals,” Cain…

WATCH LIVE: Conservative Political Action Conference

The Conservative Political Action Conference begins in Washington on Thursday. Watch this live video from CPAC, broadcast Feb. 9, 2012.  …

Daffodils for bitches getting shit done

Update: The mystery shit-talker is Dana Loesch. I had to look her up. Unsurprisingly, she works for the Big Lie factory. It is true that we at Pandagon are not friendly to professional liars. Don’t think the Republicans’ move to get America’s vaginas back to cherished 50s-era restrictions will end…

Girls, Girls, Girls!

Attention young losers! Are you sick of hot women running away from you because they see that copy of Atlas Shrugged under your arm and that anti-choice sticker on your backpack? Have you decided all of femalekind is just too simple-minded to understand your incredible intellect, your John Galt-ish superiority?…

Violent imagery at CPAC

I’ve been watching this CPAC stuff while my emotions swing between amusement and horror. Rachel Maddow’s coverage was awesome. I was laughing my ass off when she interviewed the Birchers about fluoride in the drinking water—they’re still trotting out the implication that the intent is mass sterilization—and I thought that…

Little Ricky at CPAC: military was indoctrinated into supporting repeal of DADT

Now I’ve heard it all. In a desperate attempt to explain why Joint Chiefs Chair Mullen, Sec. Def. Gates, and presumbly former VP Dick Cheney and a boatload of other conservatives and officials support allowing gays and lesbians to openly serve in the military, former Sen. Rick “man-on-dog” Santorum believes…

Our Embarrassing White People Are In No Way Associated With That Embarrassing Black Man

The organizers of CPAC are hipping that mufucka up (is that what the kids say these days?) with some videogames and snacks. We’re gonna have the most popular games. There’ll be Guitar Hero. There’ll be Dance Revolution. There’ll be Call of Duty,” said Kevin McCullough, the radio host who created…

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