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Gentleman George Will is getting damned tired of having to explain rape to you guttersnipes

Victorian gas-pipe and Her Majesty’s Curator of Rape To The Colonies, George Will, has just about had it up to here with you people — YES, YOU PEOPLE. And especially you. Don’t think by closing your laptop he can’t see you, because he can. Oh yes, he most certainly can,…

George Will Blowing Smoke About Single Mothers Again

It’s deeply unsurprising that conservatives decided to honor the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington by denying that racism still exists and instead arguing that racial disparities can therefore only be blamed on black people’s supposed inferiority. I mean, they don’t say it that bluntly, but pretty much every…

George Will: Single moms more dangerous for minorities than a lack of rights

Conservative columnist George Will asserted on Sunday that single mothers actually presented a bigger threat to minority communities than a lack of voting rights. During a segment on ABC’s This Week to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the march on Washington for civil rights, Democratic strategist Donna Brazile noted that…

My Soul Hurts

George Will writes a column arguing for the importance of fathers in people’s lives. Actually, let me put it another way. George Will uses a man whose father was his mother’s rapist (and also her father) to prove the importance of fathers in people’s lives.  Jesus Christ, I need to boil…

Stephen Colbert: ‘Santorum surge’ just got real

According to Stephen Colbert, you can tell that things are looking up for former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) when “the most influential voice of the 19th century, George Will” is writing Op Ed columns calling him the “fun candidate” in the GOP race for the 2012 presidential nomination. Colbert quotes…

George Will will grump your ass right into your car

Cross-posted at The Clade. Matt, while utterly denouncing and mocking this George Will piece about transportation, doesn’t do enough justice to how truly terrible this piece celebrating pollution and the destruction of our planet one commute at a time.* Also, and I know Auguste will be pleased by this, Will…

George Will, What The Fuck Are You Doing?

George Will writes an entire column about how the monied should stop wearing jeans and instead start dressing like movie stars from fifty to sixty years ago. This is because George Will has turned into that asshole uncle who constantly sneers at any television show produced after The Honeymooners went…

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