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Humorless morons cracking rape “jokes”

Update: Now Ace of Spades is calling me "hysterical" for noticing that what you see below you is a bona fide rape joke—he's denying that there's a connection between forcing someone to have sex and rape (which really does call into question his basic intelligence). Wingnuts are not known for…

AIEEEEEE

A couple weeks back, assholes throughout the conservative blog world were touting unseasonably cool weather in the Midwest as proof that Al Gore copulates with rhinos. Glenn Reynolds et al. are strangely silent about the fact that the actual goddamn sun is currently sitting on my front porch asking for…

A Reasonable Response To A Reasonable Bag Of Dicks

People of a certain blog-reading vintage will remember the good old days of Tom Maguire, proprietor of Just One Minute. He (along with folks like “libertarian” Glenn Reynolds) was promoted as a “reasonable” conservative with whom efforts should be made to reach out; this open letter from Crooked Timber is…

Smellin’ Like A Felon

I swear to God, whoever taught Glenn Reynolds words beyond “heh” and “indeed” should be tried for crimes against those of us with functional brains. BUT VOTER FRAUD IS A MYTH: A newspaper investigation finds more than 30,000 felons who should have been stripped of their right to vote are…

Five Years Later

The Iraq War was preventative, not preemptive, you idiot. In a fight between Glenn Reynolds and a refrigerator box, I’m pretty sure the box would have at least a 50/50 shot. It’s certainly more capable of rational thought.…

Glockapella

Glenn Reynolds actually finds a school shooting where more guns in school wouldn’t help. Two things about me: first, I believe that people do have the individual right to keep and bear arms. Second, I think the idea of having armed teachers in schools is right up there with the…

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