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I Know Obama’s VP

Judging by who everyone on the internet has declared is unsuitable to be Obama’s VP, I’ve determined the one acceptable candidate left. Hawaii Senator Danial Akaka. There are two major reasons that this choice works so brilliantly. Akaka doesn’t piss of PUMAs, Southerners who hate Northerners, Northerners who hate Southerners,…