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Why Are All These Homosexuals Making Me Think About My Shapely, Toned Buttocks?

Mrs. Instapundit writes about the terrible, awful story of poor Jeff Goldstein, who is a calm, rational person who was called one of the most terrible names imaginable just for stating his opinion! I often feel bad for those on the right such as Jeff Goldstein who try to make…

There Is No Cake

I bow to you, Jeff Goldstein. You have redefined correctitude in my eyes, other random conservatives. American Thinker, you smell like jasmine and sunshine. However, you are all still idiots. I know that remembering all the way back to five years ago is like super hard and stuff, but let’s…