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Bill Clinton assures Jimmy Kimmel he checked Area 51 for aliens when he became president

On Wednesday night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, former President Bill Clinton shared what he believes is the only sure-fire way to achieve world peace — facilitate an alien invasion. The former president said that, shortly after taking office in 1992, he had his aides research a whole list of places featured…

Jimmy Kimmel mocks creationists by asking ‘God’ about the Big Bang theory

Jimmy Kimmel poked fun Wednesday night at creationists who reject the Big Bang theory as biblically contradictory. The talk show host interviewed “God,” portrayed by Regis Philbin, about the recent discovery of evidence to support that theory of the universe’s origins. Kimmel asked the divine author how he was taking…

Kimmel lampoons Fox News for falling for ‘Muslim museum’ hoax

Monday night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” host Jimmy Kimmel marveled that anyone could be so gullible as “Fox and Friends” Saturday morning host Anna Kooiman, who cheerfully parroted a news item from a satirical website as if it were actual news. Kooiman and her Saturday co-hosts were doing a segment…

Jimmy Kimmel lampoons those who hate Obamacare but support the Affordable Care Act

An unscientific poll conducted by Jimmy Kimmel Live found that Americans view the Affordable Care Act and Obamacare very differently, despite their reference to the same law. “Interestingly, the polls show that most Americans don’t like Obamacare but they love what’s in it when it all gets broken down,” said…

Jimmy Kimmel: Herman Cain ‘one crazy hairstyle away from being Don King’

Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday jokingly compared former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain to eccentric boxing promoter Don King. Kimmel played a clip of Cain speaking about bumblebees at a tea party rally. “If you measure the aerodynamic perimeters of the bumblebee, that little flat body and…

Celebrities read their Twitter @ replies: ‘Lol yo will Farrell f–king dum’

On ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, the comedian decided to commemorate Twitter’s sixth birthday by having some of his celebrity comedian friends read tweets about themselves, even if they hurt. “One of the most interesting things about Twitter is it connects celebrities directly to their fans and vice versa,”…

Jimmy Kimmel reveals Grand Warlock of Mexico is actually Gingrich

Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel revealed on his show why the Grand Warlock of Mexico predicted that President Obama would not be re-elected in 2012. By removing the Grand Warlock’s long beard and bushy eyebrows, Kimmel revealed that the sorcery was actually Newt Gingrich. Watch video, uploaded to YouTube,…

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving GOP debate

Hoping to freshen up a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special from 1973, Jimmy Kimmel replaced the audio with Rick Perry and Mitt Romney arguing during a Republican presidential debate in October. Watch video, uploaded to YouTube, below:…

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