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The IQ of the base of the GOP has dropped even lower than we thought

As one of the diarists at my pad said, this guy makes Joe the Plumber look like a Nobel Laureate. I mean, Jeebus H. Christ on a cracker…has this poor gentleman had a severe head injury or something? There has to be something organically awry with him. I know we…

College Republicans: Now With Even More Alienation From Their Peers

University of Toledo College Republicans to “reclaim the campus” with Joe the Plumber, because nothing signals a successful ideological coup like the leadership of a former political celebrity. It explains why Providence, Rhode Island is run by Jessica Cutler’s iron fist, the only interruption in the city’s otherwise peaceful, safe…

It Is Time For Puppies To Start Licking The Tears Of Babies

This is just a small, nagging thing that’s been bothering me about the healthcare debate. Politics 101 says that when you’re discussing something, you use actual stories to stress the importance of the position. It’s why McCain latched onto Joe the Plumber, it’s why we are all faking injuries in…

Joe the Horny Plumber: ‘I don’t know everything about everything’

Please let this bumblef*ck run for office – he’s a conservative gift that keeps on giving. Joe the Plumber’s on the road in blue collar territory, paid for by the anti-labor group Americans for Prosperity, ostensibly to represent opposition to the Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA) (H.R. 1409, S. 560) . Perhaps…

The Red Badge Of Plumbage

After Joe the Plumber engaged in the world’s finest act of Pyrrhic journalism, it seemed almost indefensible. Emphasis on almost. Power Line’s review of the Wurzelbacher Wurlitzer is positively glowing, especially for a guy who looked out of his element because he couldn’t find his lucky 1990 New York Giants…

The Plumber Catches A Flight

Pajamas Media was set up as an online enterprise that would change journalism forever and ever, amen. I believe that goal has finally been accomplished: Joe The Plumber is putting down his wrenches and picking up a reporter’s notebook. The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential…

The Roto Rooter Of The Soul

Joe the Plumber, in addition to being quite possibly one of the most desperate attention whores on the planet, is also an ungrateful desperate attention whore, a fact that is shaking our nation to its very core. Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being…

A Dichotomy Of Violence

The left are evil, terrible people who refer to things that actually happened in ways that are less than flattering. Ergo, Barack Obama will kill his grandmother because she wouldn’t sign over the original copy of his Indonesian birth certificate (or something). I hate these fucking people. UPDATE: Redstate says…

Flopsweat Equity

The latest McCain ad of doom – “Sweat Equity.” I watched this and can’t figure out who on earth will buy this line of bull at this point, given how discredited Joe the Plumber is. BARACK OBAMA: I think when you spread the wealth around it’s good for everybody. WOMAN:…

Joe The Plumber’s Fake Small Business

Sarah Palin is on my TV advocating policies for people like Joe the Plumber “who are struggling to maintain a small business”. Joe the Plumber isn’t struggling to maintain a small business. He doesn’t have one. And he’s not actually struggling – he just wants to be sure that when…

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