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Did You Say Something Stupid?

Let’s just continue saying it! Could it be any more obvious that McCain would have leapt on any conflict anywhere in the world to play make-believe George W. Bush circa September 2001? Shadow ambassadors, asinine and utterly contradictory assertions – John McCain is so hungry to appear presidential that he’s…

Money-launderer Ralph Reed to hold McCain fundraiser

Ralph Reed, the Jack Abramoff-tainted GOP operative and former head of the Christian Coalition, is cozying up to John McCain, and the Arizona senator doesn’t have a problem associating with this character — as long as the buxx flow into his campaign coffers from a fundraiser to be held in…

Cranky McCain’s minders have to limit his cell phone time

America, do you really want John McCain running the country? His babysitters campaign aides have to keep the cell away from the cranky, discombobulated senator. (NYT): Senator John McCain is so quick to pick up his gold-colored cellphone to solicit advice — from senators, campaign consultants, even the stray former…

The Taco Bell Ad

People eat food when they see Barack Obama. This is unlike all other instances of human existence ever. The real problem here is that we’re getting past the “Obama’s shallow but popular stage” to the “local news does dumb interviews with people” stage. I understand that the last person who…

It’s Always Sunny In McCainadelphia

Honestly, is there ever bad news for John McCain? The Politco (I know, I know) runs a piece detailing seven warning signs for Barack Obama. Actually, it’s just one warning sign: everything that would turn this election Obama’s way is pretty much on the verge of going McCain’s way. Other…

It’s The McCain Room Game!

Speaking of McCain’s homes (of which there seem to be at least double digits, one of McCain’s old houses is for sale. If 13 bedrooms and 15 bathrooms is spacious enough for you. Incidentally, there are more bedrooms and bathrooms in that house than I’ve had in every place I’ve…

The Untold Untold Story

Discounting that one weird Gallup Poll from last week, John McCain has not had a lead in any non-tracking poll since May 16th. You would think that a candidate unable to overtake his opponent for nearly three consecutive months would be a big story, but you’d also think that Miller…

Salt Of The Earth

So, I hopped on over to Don Surber’s pad because the greatest gift I can give myself today is the feeling of unrestrained intellectual superiority, and ran into a nice one. As you know by now, John McCain prefers that you see Cindy McCain’s TIIIIIIIIIIIITS! Those would be her bosoms,…

Negativity

There’s a difference between “Barack Obama is the Antichrist” and “John McCain is closely tied to George W. Bush” in the realm of negative ads. A dusky-voiced narrator does not constitute an immediate entrance into Willie Horton territory. Part of it is the imprecision that the word “negative” carries with…

John McCain Is Not In Control Of John McCain

WTF? We’re pretty sure then that when he offered up his wife Cindy, who has graced Vogue this year and other magazines as one of the country’s most beautiful women, to compete in the rally’s Miss Buffalo Chip contest, that well, he didn’t entirely get — as an ESPN writer…