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Johnny Five Is Alive

John McCain appears to know less about the Middle East than robots do about love. Asked on ABC’s “Good Morning America” about the situation in Afghanistan — where both presidential candidates call for sending more US troops to take on the resurgent Taliban and root out al Qaeda, McCain replied.…

Poll: public support of gays openly serving in military surges

John McCain’s “intolerable risk” position on gays and lesbians openly serving is tired, bigoted and out of step with boots on the ground and the American public. Look at the latest figures from this Washington Post-ABC News poll (July 10-13, 2008): Seventy-five percent of Americans in a new Washington Post-ABC…

It Would Be Irresponsible Not To Note This

Voting records show that my grandmother has actually cast more votes in the U.S. Senate this year than John McCain. Given that John McCain is, by transitive property, my grandparent, he owes me two and a half decades of Christmas and birthday presents. I will also take a lump-sum Paypal…

What Greenwald Said

30-some years and 362 363 (EDT midnight went by already) days ago I was born someone other than Glenn Greenwald. I got a little bit screwed on that one, I must say – but not as badly as the US screwing itself. This is what a country becomes when it…

Oh. My. God.

A reporter asks John McCain whether birth control should get the same insurance coverage as wang stiffener (the scientific name), a legitimate question about health care coverage in America. Here’s his response: You can see why McCain doesn’t favor negotiating with Iran. Just mention Viagra and you can run roughshod…

Negotimiatin’

This is how John McCain wants to negotiate with Iran: On McCain’s differences with Obama regarding Iran: “I don’t think that it would be appropriate to sit down, without pre-condition, with President Ahmadinejad of Iran, who has said his nation is dedicated to the extinction of the state of Israel.…

OMGWTFBBQ

Hullabaloo on Maverick McMaverick being held accountable for the fact that his campaign is an M.C. Escher painting: Obama being of by a dollar will equal McCain being off by ten trillion, and the pundits will excoriate both – while always reminding everyone that McCain is a hero who served…

Things That Will Win Over Regular White People

John McCain has two turtles named Cuff and Link. I take it this means that nobody will mind my two rabbits, Port and Folio. UPDATE: Banking on the continued relevance of hippies is never, ever a mistake.…

John Mccain Raw

Whenever people complain about a candidate being “overmanaged”, it’s usually code for the candidate simply being badly managed, a whole lot more than normal. What’s so weird about John McCain as a candidate is that he sucks, and you can get his closest confidants to declare his utter suckage, but…

Professional fundies officially circle the wagons around McCain

“We are committed to a transgenerational, multiethnic and multiracial conservative movement.” – a laughably bold Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel, to a gathering of 90+ fundies who are hand-wringing about the decline of their movement and what they need to do to revitalize it — in other words, Obama envy.…

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