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Jon Stewart: Let’s just admit that America has been f*cking veterans over for centuries

Daily Show host Jon Stewart gave a harsh history lesson on Thursday, hitting the wayback machine to show that U.S. mistreatment of veterans dates back not just presidential administrations, but centuries. “Let’s pretend that this current VA crisis is an anomaly created by one unusually callous and ineffective president —…

Jon Stewart blasts ‘rage heap’ Rush Limbaugh: ‘F*ck you’ for mocking missing Nigerian girls

Daily Show host Jon Stewart found himself with two choices regarding the #BringBackOurGirls online campaign: either he could side with activist Malala Yousafzai, who expressed solidarity with the drive to rescue nearly 300 missing Nigerian girls, or with conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, who called First Lady Michelle Obama’s own…

Jon Stewart tells NY lawmakers: The people do not give a f*ck what you think of yogurt

A somewhat exasperated Jon Stewart had a message for New York state senators Thursday night, after observing a stupefyingly drawn-out debate over a bill that would designate yogurt as the “official state snack.” “Before the [state] assembly takes up debate on State Bill 88994, I want to remind them that…

‘Did it just get crazy in here?’: Jon Stewart mocks media fixation on Hillary Clinton

The speculation surrounding a 2016 presidential run by Hillary Clinton have gotten so preposterous, Daily Show host Jon Stewart said on Wednesday, that the media may as well start wondering if the new Star Wars movie will affect her chances. “Not only does every event in the universe exert possible…

Jon Stewart mocks childish fantasies of ‘Noah’ critics: Happily ever after? ‘Everybody drowns!’

Jon Stewart teased conservatives upset over the film adaptation of Noah, one of the Bible’s most famous stories. “Have you heard the good news? This week’s top action heroes at the box office are not only Captain America, but also Captain Sumeria,” Stewart said on Tuesday night’s “Daily Show.” He…

Jon Stewart calls ‘bullsh*t’ on court’s election rulings: ‘Justice is blind, but only in one eye’

Jon Stewart called “bullsh*t” on conservative arguments in favor of allowing more money into the democratic process. He opened Thursday night’s “Daily Show” with an analysis of the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent ruling in McCutcheon v. Federal Elections Commission, which struck down limits on donor contributions to all candidates while…

Jon Stewart: GM knew faulty 57-cent auto part was killing people but said, ‘F*ck it’

Jon Stewart pilloried the special rights enjoyed by corporations on Wednesday night’s episode of “The Daily Show.” General Motors issued a recall of more than 1.3 million vehicles this week as its new CEO, Mary Barra, testified before Congress about an ignition switch problem that caused cars to suddenly turn…

Daily Show on Princeton Mom: ‘Men are terrible creatures — get one while you can!’

Jon Stewart mocked the news media for giving so much airtime to “Princeton mom” author Susan Patton. The “Daily Show” host pointed out Thursday night that women earn 77 cents for every dollar earned by a man, but he doubted Congress would do anything about it. “Of course they won’t,…

Jon Stewart rips Hobby Lobby: ‘Corporations aren’t just people; they’re ill-informed people’

Jon Stewart blasted the argument Wednesday night by conservatives that corporations should be allowed to enjoy the same religious freedoms as human beings. “America has recently implemented a brand-new health care law designed by our president to kill old people and allow Russia to invade Crimea,” Stewart said. “But some…

Maddow tells Jon Stewart: Iraq will haunt U.S. until we know why Bush really invaded

The U.S. cannot escape from its sins in Iraq until it honestly accounts for its reasons for invading the Middle Eastern nation, said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow. She explained to Jon Stewart on Wednesday night’s “Daily Show” that she made a new documentary, “Why We Did It,” to help examine…

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