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Stewart asks: ‘Can Newt Gingrich be re-classified as a pollutant?’

In the latest installment of “Indecision 2012,” The Daily Show‘s ongoing coverage of the presidential race, host Jon Stewart recounted Thursday’s tumultuous day of political news. A PPP poll declared that Stephen Colbert is polling at 13% nationally, Rick Perry announced that he was leaving the race, and ABC News…

Stewart likens SOPA to ‘filling penises with cement’

On Wednesday night’s The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart sought to unravel the mysteries of the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). His first stop was WikiPedia, which, like many websites including this one, went dark yesterday to protest the pending legislation. Jon then attempted to explain exactly what the proposed…

Stewart, Colbert vow to ‘not coordinate’ their super PAC ideas

Still needing advice on how to spend his inherited super PAC money, Jon Stewart called on the services of one Stephen Colbert Tuesday evening. With Federal Election Commission rules not allowing Colbert to coordinate ads with Stewart, both comedians came up with a unique solution to avoid any law breaking.…

Colbert: Jon and I are ‘like Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia’

Upset over rumors saying he’s coordinating with his formeR super PAC, Stephen Colbert wanted to set the record straight Tuesday evening. Skeptics like Buzzfeed’s Ben Smith questioned how Jon Stewart’s super PAC was able to creat an ad endorsing Hermain Cain in South Carolina before Colbert even aired his segment…

Stewart blows Colbert’s super PAC money on pre-chewed omelette

Still excited over being in charge of Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC, Jon Stewart contemplated the best way to use the group’s money Monday evening. “I’m just out here like a cartoon hobo that won the lottery,” he said. “Do I use all of this money that individuals and/or corporations who…

Colbert gives super PAC to Stewart, may seek presidency

On last night’s very special edition of The Colbert Report, Stephen welcomed two special guests ahead of a major announcement regarding his surge in a recent South Carolina presidential poll. But, because it is illegal for a candidate to run for office and coordinate with with super PACs supporting them,…

Stewart: Romney most successful candidate who ‘no one likes’

On Wednesday’s The Daily Show, Jon Stewart ran down the results of the New Hampshire primary, including the fact that Mitt Romney keeps winning in spite of the fact that no one actually seems to like him. He then expressed his bafflement at the media’s insistence on pretending that Ron…

Stewart: ‘Barack Obama will be the Republican nominee’

Jon Stewart noted Tuesday evening that the 2012 presidential election may bring a unique matchup. Based on the results from the nine person town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, President Barack Obama received more votes than any of the GOP candidates in their primary. Since The Daily Show was taped…

GOP debates leave Colbert ‘more wasted than a donation to Huntsman’

In contrast to Jon Stewart’s exhaustion, Stephen Colbert seemed more than excited with the back-to-back Republican debates in New Hampshire over the past weekend. The Colbert Report host said Monday evening that he actually prepared a special drinking game for the debates — but with two debates happening one after…

Stewart to GOP: ‘How is Romney kicking your asses?’

Fatigued by two more debates this past weekend, Jon Stewart continued his animated criticism of the GOP presidential field Monday night. “It’s like the Republican primary has become a telethon for electoral dystrophy,” The Daily Show host said. “This is their 14th and 15th debate. They’re out of things to…

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