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Jon Stewart chides John Boehner and Republicans: ‘The party of personal responsibility ain’t taking none’

Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked Republicans on Tuesday for their continued efforts to avoid taking responsibility for the federal government shutdown, despite it being precipitated by one of their own speaking for 21 hours “The party of personal responsibility ain’t taking none,” Stewart said after playing a montage of…

Jon Stewart: Republicans can’t take advantage of Obamacare’s problems because ‘they’re f*cking nuts’

Daily Show host Jon Stewart was taking President Barack Obama’s administration to task on Monday for not preparing its online rollout of the Affordable Care Act despite having three years to prepare itself, when he stopped to remind himself that Republicans aren’t able to capitalize on that kind of mistake.…

Jon Stewart destroys Fox News’ ‘Bull*hit Mountain’ coverage of the government shutdown

Jon Stewart attacked Republicans who want nothing more than a smaller, more limited government for complaining about the smaller, more limited government their shutdown has created. After a montage of Republican congresspeople declaring their opposition to anything resembling an adequately-sized government, Stewart said “You know who you are? You’re the…

Jon Stewart calls out GOP ‘Self-righteous Orwellian zebra queefs’ for passing the buck on shutdown

After apologizing for referring to Republican lawmakers as “morons” and “dunderheads” on Wednesday night, Daily Show host Jon Stewart vowed to treat them even more harshly, particularly for refusing to accept their role in causing the shuttering of federal government offices. “When did the Big Government Democrats become the No-Government…

Jon Stewart destroys callous Fox News host: F*ck you for mocking the poor

While Daily Show host Jon Stewart seemed to be in good spirits mocking conservative media’s “no biggie” attitude toward the impact of the government shutdown, he bore down on Fox News Radio host Todd Starnes, who dismissively said Democrats would start getting their “potted meat and Tang and get in…

Jon Stewart rips Constitution-hugging Republicans: They’re like ‘an as*hole causing a head-on collision’

Taking a page out of Dick Clark’s book, Daily Show host Jon Stewart did his own countdown to “the end of America as we know it, for reasons no one is able to clearly explain,” mocking both Republican lawmakers for making a show out of carrying copies of the Constitution…

Jon Stewart tracks differences between Pope Francis and ‘incredibly fallible’ religious Republicans

Daily Show host Jon Stewart sounded off on Thursday on the apparent differences between God’s two primary messengers: Pope Francis and His “incredibly fallible emissaries on Earth,” the Republican party. “You know your ideology is rigid and outdated when the head of the organization that just got around [in 1992]…

Jon Stewart uses Dr. Seuss to mock Ted Cruz’s ‘hours of mouth masturbation’

Since Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) took some time during his 21-hour speech against the Affordable Care Act to read Green Eggs & Ham, Daily Show host Jon Stewart used his own Dr. Seuss character, “The Bore-Ax,” to explain the problems with Cruz’s stance. “Ted talked about healthcare, compared it to…

Richard Dawkins: Humanity has a 50 percent chance of surviving until the next century

Richard Dawkins appeared on Tuesday night’s edition of “The Daily Show” and told host Jon Stewart that the greatest threat to the human race as a species comes from the possibility of powerful technologies falling into the hands of religious fanatics. Dawkins was promoting his new book, a memoir titled…

Jon Stewart skewers Ted Cruz’s crusade: ‘Obamacare is your Springtime for Hitler’

Jon Stewart mocked the Republican Party’s threat to shut the federal government down before allowing the Affordable Care Act to be implemented come October 1 on The Daily Show on Monday, arguing that it was par for the course for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and his colleagues. “You’re protecting America…

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