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Jon Stewart skewers CNN and Wolf Blitzer for ‘dumbing down’ the news

Rather than pick on CNN for its coverage of a specific issue, Daily Show host Jon Stewart ripped Wolf Blitzer and his colleagues on Tuesday for reducing more of their reporting to choosing between “good things” and “bad things.” “It’s like the word went out from CNN HQ: ‘Nobody watches…

Jon Stewart ‘apologizes’ for the NSA’s global spying: ‘We’re sorry that you forgot that we’re kind of d*cks’

Jon Stewart issued a sardonic apology on Thursday from the U.S. to the 45 countries who have been identified as targets of surveillance by the National Security Agency, taking on the role of a faux-apologist for the agency’s spying programs. “You want an apology? Fine. We’re sorry,” Stewart said, before…

Jon Stewart to red states: ‘What do you hate more? Poverty or Obama?’

Tonight on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a pitchfork to states that refused federal money to expand Medicaid programs. The federal government offered to pay for the programs until 2020, but 26 states declined the offer. “Twenty-six states?” an exasperated Stewart asked. “Twenty-six states? They must be a pretty…

Jon Stewart hammers Republicans on shutdown: ‘You burned the f*cking store down’ to fight Obamacare

Daily Show host Jon Stewart went into great detail in shutting down Sen. Mike Lee’s (R-UT) attempt to explain his opposition to the Affordable Care Act by likening Republicans to husbands having extra things foisted upon their regular grocery list. “You’re saying some people in Congress are being forced to…

Jon Stewart chides John Boehner and Republicans: ‘The party of personal responsibility ain’t taking none’

Daily Show host Jon Stewart mocked Republicans on Tuesday for their continued efforts to avoid taking responsibility for the federal government shutdown, despite it being precipitated by one of their own speaking for 21 hours “The party of personal responsibility ain’t taking none,” Stewart said after playing a montage of…

Jon Stewart: Republicans can’t take advantage of Obamacare’s problems because ‘they’re f*cking nuts’

Daily Show host Jon Stewart was taking President Barack Obama’s administration to task on Monday for not preparing its online rollout of the Affordable Care Act despite having three years to prepare itself, when he stopped to remind himself that Republicans aren’t able to capitalize on that kind of mistake.…

Jon Stewart destroys Fox News’ ‘Bull*hit Mountain’ coverage of the government shutdown

Jon Stewart attacked Republicans who want nothing more than a smaller, more limited government for complaining about the smaller, more limited government their shutdown has created. After a montage of Republican congresspeople declaring their opposition to anything resembling an adequately-sized government, Stewart said “You know who you are? You’re the…

Jon Stewart calls out GOP ‘Self-righteous Orwellian zebra queefs’ for passing the buck on shutdown

After apologizing for referring to Republican lawmakers as “morons” and “dunderheads” on Wednesday night, Daily Show host Jon Stewart vowed to treat them even more harshly, particularly for refusing to accept their role in causing the shuttering of federal government offices. “When did the Big Government Democrats become the No-Government…

Jon Stewart destroys callous Fox News host: F*ck you for mocking the poor

While Daily Show host Jon Stewart seemed to be in good spirits mocking conservative media’s “no biggie” attitude toward the impact of the government shutdown, he bore down on Fox News Radio host Todd Starnes, who dismissively said Democrats would start getting their “potted meat and Tang and get in…

Jon Stewart rips Constitution-hugging Republicans: They’re like ‘an as*hole causing a head-on collision’

Taking a page out of Dick Clark’s book, Daily Show host Jon Stewart did his own countdown to “the end of America as we know it, for reasons no one is able to clearly explain,” mocking both Republican lawmakers for making a show out of carrying copies of the Constitution…

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