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Colbert: GOP running mate will be the Grim Reaper

After watching Monday’s CNN Tea Party Republican presidential debate, Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert came to the conclusion that the nominee should choose the Grim Reaper as his or her running mate. The audience at a debate last week on MSNBC the cheered Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s record of executing 234…

Drunk Ron Paul supporter arrested on National Geographic show

A drunk driver who was arrested on camera and repeatedly told officers to “read your constitution” during a recent episode of National Geographic’s Frontier Force turned out to be a Ron Paul fan. The man had a blood alcohol content of .301, nearly quadruple the legal limit. After being handcuffed…

Colbert: Pawlenty brings Romney a massive ‘one vote’

No one in American celebrated harder than Stephen Colbert when former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty joined former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign. On The Colbert Report Monday night, the energetic host was absolutely gleeful that the two former campaign rivals and good friends had decided to team up in…

Colbert: Pawlenty brings Romney a massive ‘one vote’

No one in American celebrated harder than Stephen Colbert when former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty joined former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign. On The Colbert Report Monday night, the energetic host was absolutely gleeful that the two former campaign rivals and good friends had decided to team up in…

Stewart: ‘Campaign Obama’ cooler than ‘governing Obama’

Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart Monday praised President Barack Obama’s fiery speech calling on Congress to pass his jobs bill, but added that the country really needed it before the “unstoppable shit spiral” started. Stewart began by suggesting that the “American Jobs Act” needed a better name like “Americans Take This…

Victoria Jackson and Alan Keyes perform ‘Over the Rainbow’

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Victoria Jackson and former Republican presidential candidate Alan Keyes treated passengers on WorldNetDaily’s “Tea Party at Sea” cruise to their rendition of the Academy Award-winning ballad “Over the Rainbow.” “This is not a comment on the deficit,” Keyes joked. Watch this video from WorldNetDaily,…

Colbert: Perry beat the Social Security gorilla

Stephen Colbert found Rick Perry to be the “clear winner” of Wednesday night’s Republican presidential debate, but what sealed the victory in Colbert’s opinion was that “he was the only one to man up and take on the 800 pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant…

Stewart: Rick Perry will ‘punch cancer in the f*cking face’

Comedy Central host Jon Stewart Thursday chided MSNBC pundits for declaring that Mitt Romney had defeated Rick Perry in Wednesday night’s Republican presidential debate at the Reagan Library. “When will the pundits get that this is not a race for the presidency of Pundit-town?” Stewart asked. “Media, you’re thinking about…

Watch MSNBC’s GOP debate in 45 seconds

Did you miss Wednesday night’s Republican presidential debate on MSNBC? Buzzfeed’s Dorsey Shaw thinks that everything you need to know is in this 45-second video. Watch this video from Buzzfeed, broadcast Sept. 8, 2011.…

Stewart: Romney wants to win so bad, Gore can taste it

In a segment titled “Oh My God, Rick Perry Is Going to Be Our Next President,” Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart ripped into Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s 59-point jobs plan. “I want to describe to you the vision I have for what this country ought to look like down the…

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