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John McCain’s Rainbow Party

Periodically, when campaigns are feeling batshit insane, they pull out this “lipstick on a pig” thing. Let’s ignore the fact that it’s a ridiculously common idiom. Let’s ignore the fact that by the McCain camp’s standard, he called both Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney pigs. Let’s even ignore that fact…

Speak On It, Blake Chinwag!

There’s apparently a new definition of “earning” that means “someone else doing the work and you getting the fruits when they die”. Mitt Romney on the houses of McCain and Obama: Former governor Mitt Romney, perhaps continuing his audition to be John McCain’s running mate, attacked Barack Obama today for…

Roseanne Cash spanks the hippie bashers

I’m beginning to think that it was ungrateful of the Republicans not to nominate Mitt Romney; Republicans owe the Mormons a lot. First of all, they owe them for taking over the Boy Scouts and securing it as a homophobic institution. The church also populates the FBI and helps feed…

VP shortlister Mitt can’t think of a McCain legislative energy accomplishment

How not to successfully suck up for the veep position. With gas prices on the minds of most Americans, Mittster (or his handlers) didn’t do any homework to tout McCain’s wisdom and efforts on energy policy. Way to go! WOLF BLITZER: Can you cite one legislative accomplishment that Senator McCain…

And From The Ashes Of Destruction…

Please please please please please goddammit please. If there’s a way that Carly Fiorina and Mitt Romney can get melded together in some tragic-yet-incredible explosion to form the World’s Worst Running Mate, I heartily support it. Perhaps in some event that also consumes the Crocs factory whole, leaving its owner…

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