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Driven By An Unknown Force To Change History For The Better

There may have been more articles written about people not telling jokes about Obama than there have been actual jokes about Obama. What’s inexplicable about this continual and terrible line of stories is that not a single one of the comedians complaining that nobody tells jokes about Obama seems to…

Strikingly, god thinks exactly what any random choad claims he’s thinking

If you’ve been following this non-starter of a controversy over President Obama’s commencement speech at Notre Dame—and I say non-starter, because the students, faculty, and staff all want it, with the exception of a small minority of right wing wankers pretending their objection is religious in nature—you’ve been witnessing a…

Former Secretary of Torture to Obama: Dude, I thought you were cool

Michael Hayden doesn’t like snitches: A former head of the CIA slammed President Obama on Sunday for releasing four Bush-era memos, saying the new president has compromised national security. …Hayden, who served as former President Bush’s last CIA director from 2006 to 2009, said releasing the memos outlining terror interrogation…

Winger Tea Bagger calls Obama a ‘fascist’

These ignorant wingers are out and about protesting government spending at the Tea Parties being held today, calling the president a fascist. Wait, I thought he was a socialist. Amanda Terkel of Think Progress just Tweeted “MSNBC: White House lawn evacuated bc someone threw a tea bag over the fence.”…

Your Day In Godlessness

It’s perfectly okay to use Passover and Easter as a way to remind America that you’re a war president, but supremely Godless to mention the actual point of Passover and Easter. Much like Obama’s failed hostage rescue operation, Obama’s reverential address of religious holidays shows yet again his status as…

The consequences of right wing nuttery

It took about 48 hours for my prediction that the right wing ravings about the Obama Threat would turn into a shootout with the feds before the first act of such violence occurred—hard right wingnut Richard Poplowski shot three Pittsburgh police who had shown up to his mother’s house after…

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

The worst thing about the utter despair I’m experiencing over the Obama administration’s almost sure-to-screw-the-pooch decision to just keep pouring money into the banks—with pretty much no accountability attached, or plans to nationalize or break them up—is the feeling that if Obama hadn’t been sucked into this disaster plan, he…

Angie Harmon Is The ADA Of Sadness

Angie Harmon wants you to know that based on conversations you didn’t know she had with people you haven’t met about things she didn’t say, she’s not racist. Angie Harmon is not afraid to come out and say she doesn’t like how President Obama is handling the job — but…

Alan Keyes: President Obama is ‘the living incarnation of the glamour of evil’

Gee, I think tossing your daughter out of the family home because she came out of the closet is the epitome of evil. Alan Keyes, on his blog “Alan Keyes is LOYAL TO LIBERTY,” has a frothing-at-the-mouth post about Notre Dame’s invitation to the president to speak and receive an…

Standards And Practices

If Obama can essentially be banned from every Catholic university in the nation for his views on abortion, exactly what ground will conservatives stand on when they complain about the PC oppression on other college campuses? Oh, that’s right. None.…