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Parody: Candidate in coma invigorates GOP presidential race

A former Republican congressman in a coma announced last night that he had entered the 2012 presidential race. The Onion News Network reported that John Clarkson of Colorado Springs may have a better chance than any of the current candidates. Watch below:…

Parody: Obama’s approval rating soars after slugging banker in the face

Barack Obama’s popularity sky-rocketed after he punched a Wall Street banker in the face. The Onion News Network reported the unprovoked attack on the investment banker gave the president instant credibility among voters. Watch below: President’s Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face…

Lens flare in Egypt video inspires Fox to go full-blown ‘apocalypse’

Democracy is coming to Egypt. To Fox News, this might as well be the apocalypse. Joking aside, the “apocalypse” is actually, literally what one Fox News website was fretting over recently, asking whether a video of protesters in Egypt unmasked an ethereal harbinger of mankind’s demise. As a point of…

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