A former Republican congressman in a coma announced last night that he had entered the 2012 presidential race. The Onion News Network reported that John Clarkson of Colorado Springs may have a better chance than any of the current candidates. Watch below:…
Democracy is coming to Egypt. To Fox News, this might as well be the apocalypse. Joking aside, the “apocalypse” is actually, literally what one Fox News website was fretting over recently, asking whether a video of protesters in Egypt unmasked an ethereal harbinger of mankind’s demise. As a point of…