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Hit-and-run driver flees scene to avoid ‘defecating in his pants’

A 27-year-old Florida man fled the scene of an auto accident but authorities said the dash was due to bowel irritability, instead of a lack of accountability. The TC Palm reported on Thursday police in Port St. Lucie said Carlos Baca left the area after his pickup truck backed into…

Florida pot grower busted for manufacturing ‘high-end assault rifles’

Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida announced on Wednesday that they had arrested a couple on charges related to a “weapons manufacturing warehouse” and a marijuana growing operations, according to TCPalm. WPTV reported that a traffic stop made by the Martin County Sheriff’s Office earlier in the week led to…

Florida man uses genital rash to scratch charges off his record

A Florida man avoided indecent exposure charges by exposing himself to police, TC Palm reported Wednesday. Police said the 34-year-old man was picked up in a plaza in Port St. Lucie, Florida, Oct. 16 after a woman said she saw him in a vehicle “making an up and down motion…

Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun

An 18-year-old man reportedly shot himself in the penis and testicles at a party last Thursday in Port St. Lucie, Florida while he was cleaning a recently purchased gun. Michael Smeriglio initially told police that he had been shot by someone while walking down the street, but police said he…