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Like word salad through a woodchipper, here is something Sarah Palin really actually wrote

Normally I don’t like to write about Sarah Palin in back to back posts but, like Operation American Spring that went from farce to absurdity to hilarity , sometimes you have to go where the derp takes you. I have said repeatedly that it is fairly apparent that everything that…

Thousands of Christians organize against Sarah Palin after waterboarding joke mocks baptism

Faithful America, a large online community of Christians, has launched an effort to publicly denounce former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin after she mocked one of the religion’s most important rituals by comparing it to waterboarding. Speaking at the National Rifle Association (NRA) convention last week, Palin had explained…

Sarah Palin is ‘this close’ to doing face-painting for tips at your next garage sale

Under normal circumstances I don’t like doing back-to-back posts on Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods (a trademark of Charles Pierce Worldwide Industries) but I fear that her time amongst the C-list glitterati draws nigh.  Click-hungry headline writers and bloggers hardest hit. According to Robert Costa, writing at the WaPo, Sarah…

Christian writer okay with waterboarding, not cool at all with Palin blood-libeling baptisms

As you may have heard, the woman who was once potentially  a myocardial infarction away from the Big Red Doomsday Button appeared at the NRA’s rootin tootin’ let’s go shootin’ national convention this past weekend in America’s ugliest city, Indianapolis. Griftin’ grandma Sarah Palin wowed the crowd with the kind…

Sarah Palin reads dumb Breitbart thing, accepts challenge, writes something dumber

I’ve often said that it is fairly obvious that Sarah Palin pays someone to write the things that show up on her ShoutyFace page because most of the time it doesn’t read like  the meth-fueled glossolalia of a not-particularly-bright 14-year-old. However it looks like  yesterday someone left a computer at…

From the makers of ’17, Preggers & Palin’ comes Sarah Palin’s ‘More Stuff About Me’ TV

Oh look, Sarah Palin is in the news again! When we last saw Sarah she was making announcements on her ShoutyFace page about making announcements on her ShoutyFace page about doin’ some heavy vettin’, some hard homeworkin’ , and being very discernmental about the folks she wants her fans to…

Sarah Palin uses her CPAC speech for a shout-out to the libs at ‘MS-LSD’

We’ve been fans of alicublog writer Roy Edroso for years. Is there anyone who understands the angst of conservatives better than Roy? He’s our man on the ground at CPAC — Ed. “Does anybody here love Sarah Palin?” asked introducer Chris Cox of the NRA. Response noise level: First encore,…

WATCH LIVE: Newt Gingrich, Jim DeMint and former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) speak at CPAC

The third day of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) will feature speeches by Newt Gingrich, Jim DeMint and former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) Watch live video of their speeches via NBC News below.…

Palin says ‘I-Told-Ya-So’ on Ukraine prediction: ‘I could see this one from Alaska’

Sarah Palin is claiming that she has been vindicated by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. “Yes, I could see this one from Alaska,” Palin said Friday in a Facebook post. “I’m usually not one to Told-Ya-So, but I did, despite my accurate prediction being derided as ‘an extremely far-fetched scenario’ by…

Sarah Palin’s Heavy Metal Grandma Show for animal killers is coming. You should be excited.

Former John McCain novelty act and english-as-a-third-language-when-saying-stuff word mangler Sarah Palin has another new teevee show starting real soon. It is called Amazing America With Sarah Palin and it is the story of a small town girl who grew up and went to six or seven jucos and slightly bigger…

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