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Sarah Palin stone cold Facebook burns that hoity-toity ‘cool kid’ Peggy Noonan

I’m sure that you will be surprised to learn that, regardless of the air of sophistication and grace with which Sarah Palin has conducted herself since dashing young John McCain formally presented her to the world at the GOP’s 2008 St. Paul Debutante Ball, there have occasionally been glimpses of…

Sarah Palin whitesplains the meaning of MLK Day to that black guy in the White House

Word-twerking reality show spokesmodel Sarah Palin woke up this morning and discovered that it was Martin Luther King Day, which she thinks is like Christmas to black people, and, since she forgot to buy presents,  she decided to give The Gift of Advice to President Barack Obama by explaining to…

Sarah Palin on Katie Couric losing her talk show: ‘What goes around comes around’

Sarah Palin won’t rule out a possible run for elected office, but she insists she won’t appear on “Dancing With The Stars.” “Oh, my gosh, that is something you don’t want to (see),” Palin told Extra’s Mario Lopez, who had previously appeared on the reality show. “I’m no Mario Lopez…

Sarah Palin: ‘Angry atheists’ are trying to ‘abort Christ from Christmas’

If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, Sarah Palin said, he would probably go on Fox News to complain about the war on Christmas. The former half-term governor of Alaska and failed vice presidential candidate appeared Thursday at Liberty University to promote her new book Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting…

Muslim scholar Reza Aslan: Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin would call Jesus a ‘Marxist’

Religious scholar Reza Aslan said American conservatives are basing their criticism of recent comments made by Pope Francis on a “profoundly unhistorical view of Jesus.” The pontiff has ruffled the feathers of U.S. conservatives with comments suggesting the church has focused too much on social issues such as abortion, same-sex…

Let’s revisit Sarah Palin’s turkey abattoir snuff video, so go get the kids

Because it is A Holiday Classic Like No Other, and because everyone is getting off of the internet for the next day or two in order to be with their families (unless your last name is Cheney), here is younger Sarah Palin, before she rocketed past her freshness date like…

US Post Office loses 999,870 party invitations. Thanks a lot, Obama!

When we last saw America’s Worst Lawyer and alleged Bad Touch Dad Larry Klayman, he was pallin’ around with Cubanadian Terrorist Ted Cruz and Syntax Terrorist Sarah Palin and some southern secessionist guys who were blaming that black dude in the White House for killing America while being black. At…

Palin shares some Catholics’ concerns about Pope Francis and his ‘liberal’ agenda

Sarah Palin says she’s dismayed by the apparent liberal agenda of Pope Francis, although she suspects her perception may have been shaped by misleading media reports. “He’s had some statements that to me sound kind of liberal, has taken me aback, has kind of surprised me,” Palin said Tuesday in…

John Fugelsang: Sarah Palin is the ‘Jar Jar Binks’ of the GOP

In an appearance on “The Ed Show” on MSNBC, comedian and former Current TV host John Fugelsang poked fun at former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s new book tour and compared her to the much-mocked character Jar Jar Binks from George Lucas’ “Star Wars” prequel, “Episode I: The Phantom Menace.” Palin…

Like everyone else in America, Sarah Palin would rather kill one of her own than be on CNN

Sarah Palin, whom you may remember as the result of a botched science fair experiment by John McCain who attempted to crossbreed a northern screech owl with a Mama Grizzly, recently received an invitation from Piers Morgan to appear on his show for either comedic relief or possibly to prove…

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