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Colbert to Cain: ‘Don’t leave me’ with Romney!

Stephen Colbert continued his defense of Herman Cain Tuesday evening, begging the troubled GOP presidential candidate to stay in the race despite a new woman alleging a consensual affair with him for 13 years. “Now technically, I believe we are now up to ‘He said, she said, she said, she…

Colbert: ‘This orgy of Christmas shopping proves America is back’

Celebrating America setting a new record for Thanksgiving weekend shopping, Stephen Colbert declared Monday evening that the country had returned to its former glory. “Nation, this orgy of Christmas shopping proves America is back,” The Colbert Report host said. “We are once again spending money we don’t have or things…

Colbert: Super Congress saying ‘Semper F.U.’ to veterans

Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert says that there are 1 percent of Americans that the congressional Super Committee wants to make pay — and it’s not the rich. The Super Committee has five days left to find a compromise to reduce the nation’s deficit by $1.2 trillion or there will…

Colbert: Newt’s Greek cruise sheds new light on old scandals

“It’s Wednesday,” said Stephen Colbert on last night’s Colbert Report, meaning it’s “time for another Republican front-runner!” This week’s lucky ducky is former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, once regarded as “political roadkill” after his campaign got off to a rough start. Gingrich’s entire campaign staff walked out en…

Colbert: Cain ‘knows how to think of things for women to do’

Stephen Colbert was so impressed by Herman Cain’s Monday’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he decided to write a big check Tuesday evening for the under fire GOP presidential nominee. Colbert was particularly delighted by Cain telling Jimmy Kimmel that he couldn’t think of anything to hire Gloria Allred, lawyer for Sharon…

Colbert: ‘Don’t ‘Jew’ them down, say ‘Muslim’ them down’

Stephen Colbert decided Tuesday evening that he wanted to analyze State Rep. Larry Taylor’s (R-TX) “Don’t try and Jew them down” comments with his new creation, the “Bigot-O-Tron 9000.” The Colbert Report host made clear that he disagreed with Taylor’s anti-Semitic comments, but decided to offer what the legislator should…

Colbert: Herman Cain chooses not be gay every day

Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert applauded Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain for making the difficult daily choice not to be gay. “To think that gay is a choice, I don’t know how to respond to that,” The View co-host Joy Behar told Cain Tuesday. “I mean, don’t think anybody in this…

Atheism and the art of persuasion

Greta Christina has a post on what I literally find the least interesting topic kicked around in atheist circles, the question of whether or not atheists should be "angry" or "friendly".  There's many variations of this argument, with some of the hardline friendly types suggesting that there's never any value…

Oprah gives away free trips to Stewart rally

Oprah Winfrey appeared on The Daily Show Thursday and shocked Jon Stewart’s audience with a big surprise. ABC News reported: The daytime queen appeared via satellite on the Comedy Central show to announce that she was going to fly the audience to Washington, D.C., for Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Sanity,”…

Michelle Bachmann is packing a John Holmes size economy, I don’t know about you

I’m skeptical of this “Republican women revolution” for many reasons, including the ones noted by Gloria Steinem and Stephen Colbert: The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c…

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