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Colbert calls for ‘Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude’

Department stores don’t offer free gift-wrapping anymore, recession-era Santas are now revising children’s expectations downward, it’s all a bit too much for Stephen Colbert, who has declared the “Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude.” Because, as he and gun-toting Arizona families know, “Nothing says ‘Christmas’ like an AK-47.” Watch the clip, embedded via…

‘Colbert’s Big Gay Roundup’ takes on penguins and military bestiality

Stephen Colbert premiered his segment, “Colbert’s Big Gay Roundup” last night so that he could take on the issues of bestiality in the military (as prompted by a question at the White House press conference from World Net Daily‘s Les Kingsolving) as well as the tragic breakup of the famous…

Colbert: Trump should just run for the Whig Party

Emboldened by Donald Trump dropping out of the Newsmax GOP debate, Stephen Colbert made certain to plug his own debate again Tuesday evening. Hearing the billionaire withdrew from moderating because of his urge to still run as an independent candidate for president, Colbert gave his usual, animated opinion on Trump.…

Colbert: ‘Unlike being gay, loving Christmas is not a choice’

Stephen Colbert has a confession to make. Well, let’s back up a little. In his recent, roundly mocked ad, Texas Governor Rick Perry says that you “don’t have to be in the pew every Sunday to know that something is wrong” with our country in that “gays can serve openly…

Colbert: Trump debate headed down a ‘gold-plated crapper’

In this clip, Stephen Colbert examines the incredible shrinking Trump debate, which is currently on track to feature just Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Michele Bachmann, and a pair of medium boxer-briefs who swear they were touched inappropriately by Herman Cain. Colbert has a suggestion as to what might fill the…

Colbert plans own GOP debate

Inspired by Donald Trump announcing his moderating role for the Newsmax GOP debate on December 27, Stephen Colbert decided it was time for him to have one of his own. On The Colbert Report Tuesday night, the Comedy Central personality dropped the big news to his audience: “I’m officially announcing…

Colbert: Cain ‘touched a lot of people’

No one in America was probably more devastated over Herman Cain’s withdrawal from the presidential race than Stephen Colbert, who begged him to re-consider his decision Tuesday night “That is a shame, he touched so many people,” Colbert subtly said. “Now Mr. Cain, I know you’ve dropped out, but please,…

Stephen Colbert celebrates Cain’s defender

Last night’s Colbert Report opened with host Stephen Colbert’s assessment of Hermain Cain’s “reassessment” of his campaign. Colbert believes that Cain is “on a roll” because he hasn’t had a new scandal in at least 36 hours. In spite of his belief in the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, though, it…

Colbert: Siri is ‘like Laura Ingraham, but less robotic’

Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert says that Siri, the electronic female voice on Apple’s newest iPhone, might just be the perfect Republican presidential candidate. As Raw Story revealed earlier this week, Siri can help locate strip clubs and escort services, but when asked to find a nearby abortion clinic it…

Colbert to Cain: ‘Don’t leave me’ with Romney!

Stephen Colbert continued his defense of Herman Cain Tuesday evening, begging the troubled GOP presidential candidate to stay in the race despite a new woman alleging a consensual affair with him for 13 years. “Now technically, I believe we are now up to ‘He said, she said, she said, she…

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