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Colbert: Ms. Marvel comic reboot as Muslim teen another example of ‘Sharia creep’

Stephen Colbert lamented the rebooted Ms. Marvel comic book series as the latest example in the impending Muslim takeover of the United States. “Ladies and gentlemen, America has lost another battle in the culture war, which is surprising because we’ve got all the guns,” said Colbert on Wednesday night’s broadcast…

Colbert writer sets up Twitter account to mock Fox News ‘sock puppets’

A staff writer for The Colbert Report has come up with a hilarious way to mock Fox News efforts to counter negative online commentary. According to a new book by NPR media writer David Folkenflik, the network’s public relations team set up phony accounts to fill comment sections of negative…

Colbert mocks conservative outrage over ‘girly’ new Marine hats: ‘They’re cutting off the balls of Montezuma’

Stephen Colbert mocked the conservative media outrage Thursday night over the proposed changes to the hats worn by the Marine Corps. The Department of Defense is proposing new, unisex hats, or “covers,” to replace the style worn since 1922 with one based on the type worn by Sgt. Maj. Dan…

Colbert on trucker protest: We’re going to ‘deliver a truckload of Kenya back to his home 10-20′

Wednesday night on “The Colbert Report,” host Stephen Colbert deployed a barrage of trucker slang as he discussed a planned protest intended to shut down the nation’s capital. A group of truckers plans to drive the posted 55 mph speed limit Friday across three lanes of Interstate 495 to slow…

Colbert on shutdown: Republicans already compromised on ‘having Mitt Romney be president’

Stephen Colbert celebrated the first Monday in October, and the one-week anniversary of the government shutdown, by popping some bubbly. The host of Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report” said he’d celebrate with milk, not Champagne, because food inspectors had been furloughed during the shutdown. “For some reason, my milk is…

Colbert offers Republicans ‘secret mystery box’ to end shutdown

Thursday night on “The Colbert Report,” host Stephen Colbert provided a novel solution to the government shutdown crisis. “Now, Nation,” began Colbert, “it is now Day Three of the government shutdown and it is a critical moment in our nation’s history, and not just because yogurt left by furloughed federal…

Colbert defends O’Reilly’s Jesus bio: ‘No forgiveness, motherf*cker!’

Wednesday night on “The Colbert Report,” host Stephen Colbert paid tribute to his “mentor, hero, inspiration and safe word,” “Papa Bear” Bill O’Reilly, who said that that Holy Spirit ordered him to write a book about Jesus that was more accurate than the New Testament of the Christian Bible. “Folks,”…

Colbert: I am Ur-Lord of the shutdown Afterscape and I will test your drugs

Arch-conservative host of “The Colbert Report” Stephen Colbert took news of the government shutdown in his usual low key, couldn’t-be-bothered fashion. Actually, that isn’t true at all. Colbert celebrated the fact that 94 percent of EPA workers are off duty during the shutdown by pouring an old can of paint…

Colbert recaps series finale of U.S. government in ‘Breaking Gov’

On Monday night’s edition of “The Colbert Report,” host Stephen Colbert recapped the season finale of the U.S. government, which shut down at midnight on Monday night, thanks to a Republican funding bill that refuses to allow the government to function as long as the Affordable Care Act — also…

Colbert: Limbaugh’s new children’s book sounds like ‘an Oxycontin hallucination’

Thursday night on “The Colbert Report,” host Stephen Colbert skewered Rush Limbaugh’s new book for children, which features “Rush Revere,” the mascot for Limbaugh’s “Two if By Tea” brand of bottled iced tea. Colbert called it “the greatest corporate kids’ lit tie-in since One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Radio…

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