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Gotta rant about Tiger

I realize there’s a lot more important stuff going on in the world that I probably need to blog about, and I’m just feeding the beast with this. But I give myself blanket permission to obsess about pop culture on Fridays if I want, so fuck it. Thank you, blogger…

“Tiger cubs”?! Really?

I’ve been somewhat amazed that there hasn’t been more feminist-baiting on this whole, overblown Tiger Woods scandal. Or maybe there has, and I haven’t seen it. Usually these prominent infidelities give conservatives an opportunity to adopt their all-time favorite stance: disingenuous outrage. Disingenuous outrage over the sex, and disingenuous outrage…

Faux News: Tiger Woods needs to convert to Christianity to achieve redemption

Protect thy keyboards as you watch and read this flaming pile of crap: Buddhism is inferior to Christianity when it comes to forgiveness of sins, according to Fox News pundit Brit Hume. Tiger Woods should turn his back on Buddhism and become a Christian to be forgiven for cheating on…

BREAKING: Rich, Famous, Image-Obsessed Man Cheats

Shocking story here. Barack Obama is also on the cover of January’s Golf Digest with Tiger Woods, which is certainly indicative of Obama’s need to address the crisis of infidelity in the black community. I look forward to this national dialogue.…

Who’s Better At News?

The top story on ESPN is about Charlie Weis’ firing. The top story on CNN is about Tiger Woods. Which one of these organizations is better at news? You be the judge.…